This one is for the boys

[Fritz The Cat]

Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a
couple nice cold Silver Bullets. The day was really quite beautiful, and
the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.  Finally I
thought about an age old question "Is giving birth more painful than
getting kicked in the nuts?"

    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a
guy getting kicked in the nuts.  Well, after another beer and some heavy
deductive thinking I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and here
is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth a woman
will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."  On the other
hand you will never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like
another kick in the nuts."

   I rest my case.

[BF]

The Boys agree.   

[bigguy]

Your logic is irrefutable.

[old2soon]

I in my limited capacity can no way in hell dispute yer logic.  RIDE SAFE.

[musclehead]

the logic is sound,,....... but! not everything is so easy to explain 

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[F6TRVLR]

I haven't had any silver bullets tonight and I totally agree!

[GreenLantern57]

Da boys agree!

[LinnB]

Having caught a baseball with mine when I was younger, agree 100%    but a very funny comparison 

[John Schmidt]

As a kid in high school, I had both thigh pads come loose in the practice football uniform. They jammed upwards and met in the middle....followed by much wretching and vomiting, all the while rolling on the ground in agony. That said, I totally agree with your logic as well. If it never happens again it will be too soon.

Now considering a large kidney stone that won't pass, most nurses I've talked to agree that childbirth is easier and often less painful. Having never had a baby(obviously) I have no way to make a comparison. But a few nurses I've talked to have had both and that's their opinion.

[PharmBoy]

Having now retired from flying for a living, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep my
deductive reasoning skills sharp.  Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a
couple nice cold beers. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on
various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting
kicked in the nuts?  Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting
kicked in the nuts.  Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up
with the answer to that question.  Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and
here is the reasoning behind my conclusion

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."  I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack...Jim 

[Patrick]

Jim,, I thought you came up with that a long long time ago.. .. I can see retirement is getting to you as it did me,, we need to go bore some holes in the sky..

[Master Blaster]

I quit the business years ago also, but find myself in all sorts of situations in my dreams here lately.   Mostly no charts or frequencys and sometimes short of fuel.  Rotor wing, and having to land in some very weird places.   I do miss it though at times.

[ChromeDome]

Age old question

Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple
nice cold beers.The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew
facilitated some deep thinking.

I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than
getting kicked in the Nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after more beer, and deductive logic, I have come up with the
answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here
is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be
nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you will never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I
would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

[BigAl]

I think you are right on the nut kicking thing.

Al

[MarkT]

The guy whose schtick on America's Got Talent was getting hit in the nuts, was examined by The Doctors on TV to see if he had any damage.  He claimed not to use a cup, "that's cheating".  I wasn't really paying close attention as it was just on, on the monitor in the shop.  Anyway, I'm pretty sure they concluded no damage.  I think maybe they were examining the wrong end.