How do you tell the difference between.........

[Stanley Steamer]

being....."Redneck".........and just being......."Country".......my Wife says I'm "Country"......

[sandy]

Your wife is smart. She wouldn't have married a redneck.

[Hoser]

Redneck is country with an attitude......     Hoser

[musclehead]

'country' tends to live longer, it's too easy to challenge a redneck to do insane stuff and that's why they die in interesting ways.

my source; duck dynasty 

[JimmyG]

Difference between country and red neck is kinda like difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is when you use feathers during sex, and perverted is when you use the whole chicken!!

[hubcapsc]

redneck: hold my beer and watch this!

country: OK.

-Mike

[ricoman]

if you don't walk your 9 yr. old to school because you are in the same grade,
you probably aren't a redneck.

[MacDragon]

if you don't walk your 9 yr. old to school because you are in the same grade,
you probably aren't a redneck.

If a Police Officer asks you for your ID, and you point at your belt buckle... you might be a redneck.

[KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)]

redneck: hold my beer and watch this!

country: OK.

-Mike

   

[shooter64]

In my experience a country fellow is a humble, family and God loving person. A Redneck, may be from the city or the country. He is often bigoted against people that are not like him. A redneck may be from the north or the south.

[scoot]

The year of the car in front of your home. And if either the car or your home is on blocks.

[Robert]

You might be a redneck if you wash your dog in the backyard then put him on the ac unit to dry. No seriously I did it and that's what my wife said. 

[Hook#3287]

You might be a redneck if you wash your dog in the backyard then put him on the ac unit to dry. No seriously I did it and that's what my wife said. 

That's country, bet it worked!

[Skinhead]

You might be a redneck if you wash your dog in the backyard then put him on the ac unit to dry. No seriously I did it and that's what my wife said. 

That's country, bet it worked!

I think it is a stroke of genius.

[gabby]

  I guess that I am really preverted as I always use a whole wild turkey as I once tried a real buzzard and she said it looked too cute.
She said it reminded her of her ex-boyfriend.

Gabby

[Stanley Steamer]

Thanks Guys.......all good observations!!.........

[..]

You might be a redneck if you're English but drive a 42 foot RV with a large photo of Foxworthy on the side advertising Grit Chips.

You might be a little country if the same redneck was standing outside in the cold wearing shorts and a T shirt watching the car haulers leave a NASCAR track at 1 in the morning.