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[BigAl]

Yesterday I was sitting at a long stop light, minding my own
business,patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no
on-comingtraffic.A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-Americanslogans,
with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a
"Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stoppednext to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took offbefore the light
changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speedingthrough the intersection
and ran directly over their car, crushing it completelyand killing every
occupant of the car. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself,
"Man...thatcould have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got
a job as a truck driver

[FryeVRCCDS0067]

Yesterday I was sitting at a long stop light, minding my own
business,patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no
on-comingtraffic.A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-Americanslogans,
with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a
"Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stoppednext to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took offbefore the light
changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speedingthrough the intersection
and ran directly over their car, crushing it completelyand killing every
occupant of the car. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself,
"Man...thatcould have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got
a job as a truck driver

[T-Bird]

good one Al 

[bscrive]

  

[donaldcc]

  seems a bit racist, fantasizing about running over people with a truck. 

[BF]

Yesterday I was sitting at a long stop light, minding my own
business,patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no
on-comingtraffic.A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-Americanslogans,
with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a
"Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stoppednext to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took offbefore the light
changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speedingthrough the intersection
and ran directly over their car, crushing it completelyand killing every
occupant of the car. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself,
"Man...thatcould have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got
a job as a truck driver

Good one.   

And don't pay any attention to donald. 

[Detn8er]

 seems a bit racist, fantasizing about running over people with a truck.  

When exactly did Muslim become a race? 

[donaldcc]

Good one.   

And don't pay any attention to donald. 

  seems a bit racist, fantasizing about running over people with a truck. 

When exactly did Muslim become a race? 

wait a minute, you might hurt my feelings. 

[hotglue #43]

Here ya go..... hope you receive it in the good natured fun it was intended!!!!!

[donaldcc]

Here ya go..... hope you receive it in the good natured fun it was intended!!!!!

  i don't know which one to check?

[hotglue #43]

LOL 

[JimmyG]

Hey Big Al,,,,,,SHOTGUN!!

[Patrick]

I hope they issue an award to that truck driver..

[czuch]

MUY HILARIOSO, right there.

[old2soon]

Damn it all to h3ll i retired too durn soon.  Oh well-aint the first time i messed up and fer darn sure won't be the last.    RIDE SAFE.

[Big Rig]

 seems a bit racist, fantasizing about running over people with a truck.  

When exactly did Muslim become a race? 

If it was a race the truck won!

[YoungPUP]

Could someone email me the hurt feelings report?  Tried printing it from here and only came up tiny.  This is going with me to work!!!

[MacDragon]

Could someone email me the hurt feelings report?  Tried printing it from here and only came up tiny.  This is going with me to work!!!

Put your cursor over it and right click... save the picture in "My Pictures" and print it from there.

[Serk]

Could someone email me the hurt feelings report?  Tried printing it from here and only came up tiny.  This is going with me to work!!!

Here's links to a few PDF versions:

http://www.offshorediver.com/pdf/Hurt%20Feelings%20Report.pdf

http://www.militaryreligiousfreedom.org/legalfiles/gates_letter_sept09/attach_1.pdf

http://kristinachilds.com/pdf/Hurt-Feelings-Report.pdf

Take your pick

[eric in md]

    i love you man ..

[musclehead]

 seems a bit racist, fantasizing about running over people with a truck.  

When exactly did Muslim become a race? 

for the last time a religion isn't a race!  you might try bigoted instead

[donaldcc]

 seems a bit racist, fantasizing about running over people with a truck.  

When exactly did Muslim become a race?  

for the last time a religion isn't a race!  you might try bigoted instead

 OK, bigoted, i stand corrected.  my feelings are hurt again.  think i may have been having adult beverages.  i better go have a drink and think it over.

[da prez]

  I think I have finaly figured it out, they wear them as diapers then use them for turbans.

                   THUS  ,THE NAME SH?? heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                   da prez AND I WILL NOT BOW