While doing homework

[Reb]

While trying to complete my weekend homework for Engineering Numerical Methods, I'm starting to feel like this 

[Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005]

Presley is in the first grade and her homework looks much the same  ???

[hubcapsc]

A record album is spinning at 33 1/3 rpm, and a fly weighing 11.5 mg lands
2.8 cm from the center of the album.

What is the mass of the Earth?

-Mike

[Detn8er]

A record album is spinning at 33 1/3 rpm, and a fly weighing 11.5 mg lands
2.8 cm from the center of the album.

What is the mass of the Earth?

-Mike

It Depends........Did the fly poo before or after he landed on the record?? And who measured the speed of the record? How do we know if or when his/her instruments were calibrated.....   

[Stanley Steamer]

Was it a "Union" or Non-Union fly?........

[JimmyG]

The reason you are having problems with that R eb is because it BUSH'S FAULT!!!! 

[fudgie]

A few Blue Ribbons and it just may make sense. 

[Fritz The Cat]

My daughter just made all A's in everything but Math, she made a C in Math. I just showed her this, she said "Yep". 

[Mr Whiskey]

Man, I'm stealin' that & hangin' it on the bathroom wall at work, hahaha!
Hang in there Brother.
Peace, Whiskey.

[eric in md]

wait i know why...        just ask joe he knows why

[fordmano]

A few "DOZEN" Blue Ribbons and it just may make sense. 

Fixed.^^^

[pc shaun]

You're doing it all wrong.

[sandy]

X= 5 cm

[Reb]

X= 5 cm

My nickname other than reb since I theft for college is Pythagorean.....

[Reb]

A record album is spinning at 33 1/3 rpm, and a fly weighing 11.5 mg lands
2.8 cm from the center of the album.

What is the mass of the Earth?

-Mike

from 33 1/3 rpm I can calculate the angular velocity of the record at least, the w or omega=(RPM)(2pi)/(60)= approximately 3.48 rad/sec..... That's called partial credit on an exam, but i'm sure you already know that Mike 

[Jabba]

No whining Reb.

The REAL world of engineering ONLY has word problems.  YOU have to figure out the problem, before you figure out the answer.

Just wait till you decide to go back into the Navy and go thru Nuclear Power School.  70 CORE Engineering credit hours in 6 months. 

I will say... Einstein was a slap-ass genius!  That's one guy I really want to talk to in the afterlife.

Jabba

[Fritz The Cat]

No whining Reb.

The REAL world of engineering ONLY has word problems.  YOU have to figure out the problem, before you figure out the answer.

Just wait till you decide to go back into the Navy and go thru Nuclear Power School.  70 CORE Engineering credit hours in 6 months. 

I will say... Einstein was a slap-ass genius!  That's one guy I really want to talk to in the afterlife.

Jabba

Sorry to disappoint but Einstein left his brain behind and they cut it into pieces. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein%27s_brain

[Jabba]

Sorry to disappoint but Einstein left his brain behind and they cut it into pieces. 

That doesn't matter in the afterlife.  No one has their brains.  If they didn't get cut up... they are just rotting in the ground, or got creamated. 

Tesla is another guy on my genius list... but that guy was so flipping CRAZY I am not sure you COULD talk to him.

Jabba

[GiG]

I will say... Einstein was a slap-ass genius!  That's one guy I really want to talk to in the afterlife

I talked to him last night, and is he pissed at you, Jabba!    

[Jess from VA]

My nickname other than reb since I theft for college is Pythagorean.....



Ahhh..... Hey Pythagoras, so which college do you theft for?

(sorry, couldn't resist)

[GiG]

Tesla? Crazy? Just becuase he tried to split the Earth in half, like an apple??? Nah...

[Jabba]

I talked to him last night, and is he pissed at you, Jabba!    

Why the hell is Al pissed at me?  I am one of his biggest fans.

Jabba

[Skinhead]

Pure genius

[CajunRider]

And who measured the speed of the record? How do we know if or when his/her instruments were calibrated.....   

Ahhh... that is a trick question. 

The act of measuring distorts the system.   

- Schrödinger

[Reb]

Sorry to disappoint but Einstein left his brain behind and they cut it into pieces. 

That doesn't matter in the afterlife.  No one has their brains.  If they didn't get cut up... they are just rotting in the ground, or got creamated. 

Tesla is another guy on my genius list... but that guy was so flipping CRAZY I am not sure you COULD talk to him.

Jabba

I pick Nikola Tesla over Einstein. If that stupid SOB Thomas Edison wouldn't have destroyed Tesla's funding from pure jealousy, I think he would have prospered a lot more in life. Edison was a business man wannabe inventor. Tesla was a genius.

[Jabba]

Tesla was definitely a genius... but he was still 2/3 CRAZY.  That does NOT mean stupid.  Just a whackjob.  Brilliant whackjob... but still a whackjob.

Jabba 

[BigAl]

My IQ 142,

Most of our Bull crap problems are just that made of Bull crap.

Gobal Warming.

Health Care.

Taking care of every dead beat known to man.

Cell Phones for so called needy people.

You can't make this stuff up.

Modern Problems are not meant to be solved, just vote the Basterd out.

I fudged on the IQ it's 141, so there.

[pc shaun]

I guess this is why I do solid model drafting and graphic illustrating instead of engineering.

[Fritz The Cat]

Just watched a documentary on Hugh Everett, a pioneer in the quantum theory of parallel universes. While he was a genus on the level with Einstein and Neils Bohr,  He son was an idiot. Just goes to show that genus is not inheritable.

[fordmano]

Pure genius

Sorry Skinhead I had to steal this picture and share with family on FaceBook...

P.S. for those who care and I am sure none of you do My IQ was tested at 139, ,, And I still have no idea how to solve those math problems and Math was my best real subject in HighSchool, CNC machine school and also in College that I earned a AA in computer sciences & electronics. I have forgotten more than I have ever known at any given time.

[biguglyman]

[Jabba]

Hrm... I wonder when the Navy Nuke guy will show up and trump everyone with HIS IQ?



Jabba

I mean the Monkeymate guy I spatted with a while back... Not me.  I am a dipshit.

[FryeVRCCDS0067]

Pure genius

awesome

[G-Man]

A record album is spinning at 33 1/3 rpm, and a fly weighing 11.5 mg lands
2.8 cm from the center of the album.

What is the mass of the Earth?

-Mike

I don't know because the fly knocked the penny off of the top of the needle and the record keeps skipping!   

[paulmull ( Wimp )]

A record album is spinning at 33 1/3 rpm, and a fly weighing 11.5 mg lands
2.8 cm from the center of the album.

What is the mass of the Earth?

-Mike

the mass of earth is not half the mass of all this                                       BULL crap

[hubcapsc]

A record album is spinning at 33 1/3 rpm, and a fly weighing 11.5 mg lands
2.8 cm from the center of the album.

What is the mass of the Earth?

-Mike

the mass of earth is not half the mass of all this                                       BULL crap

Oh, go run around a tree at the speed of light 

-Mike

[custom1]

This has nothing to do with the thread. Just reminded me of this cartoon I clipped out of the paper and have on the wall in my garage.