I'm suffering from........

[Stanley Steamer]

PED............

[Chrisj CMA]

You were this husband and she whacked you with her

(PED) PERSONAL ELECTRONIC DEVISE.     The Refrigerator!


THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER


Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.


"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
Paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything,
I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing
it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.


"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.


I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"


Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt didn't it?"


He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again,
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.


Stupid, stupid man

[Stanley Steamer]

No....Post Election Depression....still trying to wrap my head around there being that many morons out there.....saw where Wally World was going to be increasing their health insurance costs for the employees.....I thought Obummer was nipping that in the bud?????

[hubcapsc]

No....Post Election Depression....still trying to wrap my head around there being that many morons out there.....saw where Wally World was going to be increasing their health insurance costs for the employees.....I thought Obummer was nipping that in the bud?????

That's what I thought you meant Stanley... you need to try not to let it get to you. Getting all
mad is only worth it if it helps to change things for the better.

-Mike

[Patrick]

Ah Stanley,, not to worry.. Its easy.. Just join 'em,, become one.. I haven't read the papers, watched the news since last Wednesday.. I just watch the stupid mindless sit-coms and drink more beer.. I are a fine Americans now.. See, its simple,,,,,,,

[Stanley Steamer]

I'm just scratching my head......not "really" depressed.......

[BF]

Time to get depressed Stanley.  

Seems that there are more of them than there are us these days.  It's the "changing face of America". They're multiplying and they vote Democrat.  

Language warning!!!

Socialist Hurls Racist Hate Speech, Assaults Ron Paul Supporter

[Stanley Steamer]

what a moron......he's part of the problem and WHY we are here now.....

[Chrisj CMA]

I hear you stan.........gotta believe those that deserve it will get their just rewards and just go ride. 

But, I thought my explaination was funnier

[Stanley Steamer]

I hear you stan.........gotta believe those that deserve it will get their just rewards and just go ride. 

But, I thought my explaination was funnier

[Stanley Steamer]

We have STUPID ppl here in Athens too......read this story and the comments below it for a head shaker.....

http://onlineathens.com/breaking-news/2012-11-13/athens-woman-files-suit-against-police-fatal-shooting-son