Helmet sticker philosophy 101

[fudgie]

Pussy-it's not just for breakfast anymore.

[fudgie]

'Only thing in life I want is for my wife and girlfriend to get along'.
Got that when I was recently separated from my ex and I was seeing a cops wife. 

'tats, puts, butts, and sluts...its a biker thang.'

Got alot more but cant remember them since its been awhile I wore a helmet. 

[Rocketman]

A Harley riding friend of mine has this: I'd rather see my sister in a whorehouse, than my brother on a Honda.

Hey, I didn't say he was a smart friend

I guess there are probably stickers that say this same thing in reverse?

What's the reverse of that?  "I'd rather see my sister on a Honda than my brother in a whorehouse"?
Maybe I got that wrong.

Mark

[Clark]

I MAKE crap HAPPEN

[Jess Tolbirt]

on one of our lady riders helmut's " my nipples get harder than most men's dicks...

[RP#62]

Set them puppies free.

(Its better with the visual.)
-RP

[Tropic traveler]

If you see my bike on a trailer call 911.

[NW roller]

Silly yuppie trailers are for boats

[Mr Whiskey]

Thought this might keep y'all entertain'd for alittle!
(after all, Sugar did promote me from clown, to entertainer, hahaha.)
To many good ones to give credit where credit is due but.................
I gotta give it to hal47 "A good friend will come and bail you out of jail,but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun"
Been there, done that! I got's a couple of good friends & I count myself blessed. I call them Brothers!
On that note, one for the road,
"If you ain't livin' on the edge, you're takin' up too much space."
Keep 'em comin'.
Peace, Whiskey.

[Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005]

I Ride Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol 

[KSDragonRider]

Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free!

That is to live by there!

[GreenLantern57]

Had a sticker on the side of my bike, while in high school.

Warning, start brain before engaging mouth.

On my V65 Magna

A day of riding beats everything.

[Mr Whiskey]

Okay, I apologize, but my dog Jack Jack (he's so Jack, you gotta say it twice) insisted I post this one,
"It's a dogs life, if I cain't fight it, f--- it, or eat it, piss on it!"
Peace, Whiskey.

[old2soon]

It's only kinky the first time.

[Mr Whiskey]

It's only kinky the first time.

"It's only kinky if you use a whole chicken."
Yes, it's a sick, sick world & I'm a happy, happy perv!!
Peace, Whiskey.

[RoadKill]

Faque'   was a favorite and I always liked  DILLIGAF ?  . 

[fudgie]

Faque'   

Got that one for Kit this yr. 

[BIGBOB99]

MY favroite..... Comfortably Numb

[Valkorado]

On my old Nolan

Ride Hard or Stay Home

[Serk]

On my old Nolan

Ride Hard or Stay Home

Needs to have added to it, in small letters "This sticker brought to you by Viagra"... 

[flcjr]

Turn the Gas on Dummy.
from my days of motorcross as a kid

[YoungPUP]

"Your Village called, their Idiot is missing."

[Former BMW Guy]

I thought I would weigh in on this....Below is the sticker I have on all my helmets:




Joe P

[Mr Whiskey]

"Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to!"


Peace, Whiskey.

[DirtyDan]

jesus loves you.... i think your'e an a@@&%#%

[MacDragon]

Damn, I'm old enough to be your dad... by the way, what's your moms name... you've got my eyes. 

[hotglue #43]

"I'm not a  gynecologist......
But I'll take a peek...."

[Detn8er]

"I'm not a  gynecologist......
But I'll take a peek...."

I'm not a Proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one.   

[biguglyman]

"An armed society is a polite society"

[fudgie]

I've never seen her wrestle, but I have seen her box.

I know more about breast and thights then Col Sanders ever did.

[YoungPUP]

Jesus loves you.
Beautiful in church
Terrifying in a Mexican prison.

[Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005]

Jesus loves you.
Beautiful in church
Terrifying in a Mexican prison.

That's just sick 

[Mr Whiskey]

Please forgive, jus 'cain't let it go without this one.................
"Let those who ride decide."
Peace, (& ride hard) Whiskey.

[Russell Rice]

"I aint fu#$en stupid, but I'll do it"

[bagelboy]

"I like you, I LL kill you last!

[Mr.BubblesVRCCDS0008]

 The older I get the faster I was.

[Oklahoma_Valk]

Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free!

"Let those who ride decide."

This is one of the greatest of all time, I think.

A Harley riding friend of mine has this: I'd rather see my sister in a whorehouse, than my brother on a Honda.

Hey, I didn't say he was a smart friend

I guess there are probably stickers that say this same thing in reverse?

What's the reverse of that?  "I'd rather see my sister on a Honda than my brother in a whorehouse"?
Maybe I got that wrong.

Mark

[Tx Bohemian]

Jesus loves you.
Beautiful in church
Terrifying in a Mexican prison.

That's just sick 

Yeah it is, but funny!!

[Tx Bohemian]

Silly yuppie trailers are for boats

On this same line, not a helmet sticker but, a buddy was between bikes but he always attended the South Padre Island rally which was coming up. So he rents a HD and they put it on a trailer for him to pull with his PU.
After the rally on the way back, again the bike on the trailer, he said a group of bikers passed him and the last biker pulled right in front of him and on the back of his shirt was:

"Nice trailer, Pu$$y"

[rocketray]

what do you call a deer with no eyes???  no I deer...