This is scary, especially in public. :)

[John Schmidt]

This makes me wonder....have us older folk gone full circle? 

[Grumpy]

Yep, mamma used to tell me wear clean underwear in case I was in an accident.  Now I carry clean underwear in case I have an accident. 

[musclehead]

I suppose so, I make that face like 3 times a week.... 

[Serk]

The technical term is a "shart"...

[Michael K (Az.)]

 

[fon1961]

Lol 

[old2soon]

Just to sum up-farts leave NO residue.  ANYTHING else is not a fart. 

[hotglue #43]

Definition of:
Surprise=
1. To encounter suddenly or unexpectedly; take or catch unawares.
2. To attack or capture suddenly and without warning.
3.  A fart with a lump in it...


I hate it when it does that....

[Bugslayer]

Another name for it.... "Touching cloth" 

[RP#62]

As Bill Cosby used to say.....first you say it, then you do it.

-RP

[John Schmidt]

Definition of:
Surprise=
1. To encounter suddenly or unexpectedly; take or catch unawares.
2. To attack or capture suddenly and without warning.
3.  A fart with a lump in it...


I hate it when it does that....

Hey HG, that reminds me of the question posed by little Johnny in the classroom. He asked his teacher if natural gas has lumps in it. She said no....why do you ask. He said "then I need to go home and change my underbritches." 

Enought bathroom humor for now. 

[Patrick]

Remember what Jack Nicholson has to say about this subject in the Bucket List ??   

[Spirited-6]

Remember what Jack Nicholson has to say about this subject in the Bucket List ??   

I think it was " never trust a fart"   

[Serk]

Remember what Jack Nicholson has to say about this subject in the Bucket List ??   

I think it was " never trust a fart"   

The Bucket List - Never Trust A Fart

[czuch]

Stuccoed my shorts.

[YoungPUP]

The human sphincter is an amazing machine, it can tell the difference between a liquid, a gas, and a solid within thousands of a second.     Most of the time.