You can't make this stuff up....

[FLAVALK]

...only in Floriduh

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-driveway-stolen-brick-pavers-taken-20121213,0,5354145.story

[OverdueBill]

I wouldn't think thieves would work that hard.  And she didn't notice it gone until she drove into where it wasn't?

[old2soon]

I know dem pavers are a tad spendy but going too all that trouble to steal them??  Just shows ta go ya iffin ya look like ya know what yer doin most of the time no questions are asked.  RIDE SAFE.

[Chrome]

Many years ago ,I went to the stone and brick shop I deal with for some interlocking bricks I wanted for my driveway. I wanted salmon and grey but  was asked if red and grey would do. Said sure Why?
He said they delivered a load of bricks to a client ,about the amount that I needed , and the cheque bounced and they could not get the money. The crew went one evening and "Repoed" the drive. Only left afew bricks under the tyres of the cars.
Got a great deal on a "Used" driveway. Less than a third of new and they sued him for much more.
Chrome

[valkmc]

Right down the road from me...will have to take a ride and see if I can find it?

[MacDragon]

Right down the road from me...will have to take a ride and see if I can find it?

Your driveway looks great now.  They'll never catch you...

[FLAVALK]

Right down the road from me...will have to take a ride and see if I can find it?

News said it was a fat black guy, a skinny white guy in a black Chevy truck pulling a flat bed trailer of bricks. Oughta be pretty freaking easy to spot 

[Skinhead]

We poured a new walk for my mother this spring, Cement truck mixed it on site, and when we were done pouring, and we were paying the driver, he said we got a special deal on the theft and fire insurance for the concrete.  Threw it in for nothing, WHAT A DEAL!!!!

[Tundra]

 Same thing happened a few blocks from me. It was a very nicely maintained rental house. I didn't understand why they were having so many garage sales? They stole/sold the appliances, pool pump and motor, brick pavers, lighting, hot water heater, even the doors and windows which were all new within 2 years. When they moved out the house was an empty shell of what a beautiful home was. The police and city came, it was roped off with crime scene tape and boarded up. I wouldn't have rented to these "people" no matter what back-round check they passed. They didn't pass mine from the first time I saw/stereotyped them.