This guy will simply "disappear-arate"

[Daniel Meyer]

When any real Marine catches up to this man...he is royally screwed.
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2012/12/18/man-dressed-as-marine-steals-toys-for-tots-bins/

[old2soon]

Another low i thought i would never hear about. I hope the Real Marines catch this guy first-tune him up-THEN turn him into the L E Os. I'm relatively certain the L E Os might want to administer a tune up also.  The ONLY uniform this low life gets is an orange jumpsuit or whatever color they use there. And make sure and tell the other inmates he was stealing from kids.  RIDE SAFE.

[Serk]

(Yes, this is totally false, but funny nonetheless - http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp )


    Assailant suffers injuries from fall

    Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket. When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

    Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.

    After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.

    "The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine," according to a police report.

[czuch]

"Stolen Valor" will be the least of his problems in GenPop.