Here's one for Oss

[Skinhead]

A FLORIDA BEACH


A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a deserted
beach in Boca Raton, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age,
also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near
hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a
conversation with him. "How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned
back to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is
very lonely, she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.
"Yes, I live over in Coral Springs " he answered, and again he resumed
reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like
pussy cats?"
With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off
her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How
did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied. "How did you know my name was Katz?"

[Oss]

Grandpa moved in with her a short while later   

[R J]

That was a gooder one.

A medic in the Navy I went to high school with was named Katz.

His dad had a very large Drug Store her in town.     Dad passed and Mark wasn't interested in Pharmaceutical items.

He also, assisted on me when I got hit the last time in Korea.   Great guy.