Asteroids caused by global warming?

[Psychotic Bovine]

really???


Parody or Does She Believe It? CNN Anchor Blames Asteroid on Global Warming

[Moonshot_1]

The evidence is clear. The global warming is creating tremendous updrafts that are changing the orbital course of the asteroids in the asteroid belt. It is also the cause of the increase in solar flares being noticed lately.

It's serious man. Serious.

[Psychotic Bovine]

The evidence is clear. The global warming is creating tremendous updrafts that are changing the orbital course of the asteroids in the asteroid belt. It is also the cause of the increase in solar flares being noticed lately.

It's serious man. Serious.

No doubt.

[MP]

Heard it on the radio today.  Nuts.

Global Warming Fruitcakes are getting desperate, and think right now is the time to move, with Obammer coming over to their nutty side.  Problem is, they are probably right, now is the time to move politically!

[musclehead]

well,..... she is blonde...... 

[old2soon]

Off the top of my head TWO things scare me about this female. She draws a paycheck for what she does.  And the really scary thing-if she HAS NOT reproduced yet-she MIGHT.  Think about that at zero dark thirty when you can't sleep.  RIDE SAFE.
                                                                                               

[FryeVRCCDS0067]

Global warming alone could not cause asteroids.  Asteroids are caused by the combination of global warming and assault rifles.

It's time to ban semi-auto firearms and all firearms that hold more than one cartridge and declare this planet an "ASTEROID FREE ZONE".

[Psychotic Bovine]

Global warming alone could not cause asteroids.  Asteroids are caused by the combination of global warming and assault rifles.

It's time to ban semi-auto firearms and all firearms that hold more than one cartridge and declare this planet an "ASTEROID FREE ZONE".

Now THAT is funny right thar!

[Moonshot_1]

Global warming alone could not cause asteroids.  Asteroids are caused by the combination of global warming and assault rifles.

It's time to ban semi-auto firearms and all firearms that hold more than one cartridge and declare this planet an "ASTEROID FREE ZONE".

What about concealed asteroids? And does this include belts of more than 30 asteroids?

What is this universe coming too?

Are we the cause of universe warming too?

[Jeff K]

We do need some common sense Asteroid regulation!

[..]

Surely a careful application of Preparation A would ease the problem?

[FryeVRCCDS0067]

If it saves just one speck of cosmic dust it would be worth it. 

[MacDragon]

All this time... I thought Asteroids were caused by pinching a loaf too hard...

[Skinhead]

Aroids should undergo a thurough background check before entering earth's orbit.

[LL]

Aroids should undergo a thurough background check before entering earth's orbit.

And be taxed of course!!

[czuch]

All we have to do is enforce the astroid laws already on the books.
We need  more "Astroid Free Zones".
When Astroids are criminalized,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[LL]

Just consider them as illegals and they will be welcomed here.

[CajunRider]

STOP!!!  PLEASE STOP!!!!  I CAN'T BREATHE!!! 

          

Whew... ok... I'm getting oxygen in my lungs again... You may continue...

[Serk]

Just consider them as illegals and they will be welcomed here.

Now now now, didn't you get the memo? We're not to refer to illegals as illegals!

The preferred term is "Undocumented Democrats" or, if you must... "Out of Status"

Rep. John Conyers: Illegal Immigrants Are 'Not Illegal,' They Are Just 'Out of Status'

[Hooter]

  If Al Gore says so I'm in!  Global Warming: The reason everything unexplainable weather wise is happening. Its also the main reason I lost my hair!   

[Raverez]

Someone mention asteroids???


http://www.play.vg/games/4-Asteroids.html

[98 T]

Global warming alone could not cause asteroids.  Asteroids are caused by the combination of global warming and assault rifles.

It's time to ban semi-auto firearms and all firearms that hold more than one cartridge and declare this planet an "ASTEROID FREE ZONE".

I think I saw something on  PMS-NBC recently where  if enough 30 round magazines are emptied fast enough, it can cause an updraft that changes matter into anti-matter that sends tackeon rays out to space that  can  draw in nearby asteroids..er...ahh............ o hell!! Let's face it,  stupid people are all around and ... YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!   About all you can do is try to keep  STUPID out of too many positions of power and influence.... by voting.

[Hooter]

Global warming alone could not cause asteroids.  Asteroids are caused by the combination of global warming and assault rifles.

It's time to ban semi-auto firearms and all firearms that hold more than one cartridge and declare this planet an "ASTEROID FREE ZONE".

I think I saw something on  PMS-NBC recently where  if enough 30 round magazines are emptied fast enough, it can cause an updraft that changes matter into anti-matter that sends tackeon rays out to space that  can  draw in nearby asteroids..er...ahh............ o hell!! Let's face it,  stupid people are all around and ... YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!   About all you can do is try to keep  STUPID out of too many positions of power and influence.... by voting.

Did ya ever see the news story where they blamed "cows" farting and the methane gas they released when doing so for global warming? What a bunch of strokes, or should I say BS?   

[Varmintmist]

Just remember, Fox News is the one with the adgenda, CNN has the FACTS.

[Hooter]

   Its kinda like the commercial they are or have worn out about the chick saying that anything on the internet is true. THE NEWS DOES NOT LIE, FABRICATE, EMBELISH, OR PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT! If its on TV its true! the weather people are ALWAYS right!   

[Momz]

My daughter now works for NASA. She says the probability of an Asteroids coming into our earths atmosphere are increasing exponentionly.

[czuch]

The way things are going,,,,,it might be a nice change.

[bigguy]

Laugh if you want, but it was 31 degrees this morning in Texarkana. At 19:25 UT ( 1:25 PM central time) Asteroid 2012 DA14 reached it's closes approach to earth at 17,168 miles. At that time is was 64 degrees in Texarkana.  Just saying.

[Momz]

http://www.allproudamericans.com/Meteor-Fireball-Screams-Across-Russia.html?fb_action_ids=466223716765311&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=timeline_og&action_object_map=%7B%22466223716765311%22%3A214195275390328%7D&action_type_map=%7B%22466223716765311%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=

[ugelstad]

Your all wrong.  It was Putin.

http://www.theglobaledition.com/putin-shoots-down-meteorite-with-a-handgun/

[bigguy]

Your all wrong.  It was Putin.
http://www.theglobaledition.com/putin-shoots-down-meteorite-with-a-handgun/

""We would all be dead if it wasn't for President Putin," said one terrified Russian citizen. "Thank God for that man and his KGB skills," he added."

Arrest that man. Obviously not a good communist. A good communist would never try to give credit to some god for the noble works of a party leader. Probably an American sleeper agent placed here decades ago.