Survivor Texas Style

[Valkorado]

My dad emailed this to me, thought it was worthy of posting.

"Survivor - Texas  Style"

     
    Due to the  popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled:  "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

    The lucky contestants will all start in  Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down  to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa,  Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will
       go on to Abilene  and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas .

Each contestant will be  driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

    1.  "I'm A Democrat"
    2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
    3. "I Love The Dixie  Chicks"
    4. "Boycott Beef"
    5. "I Voted For Obama"
    6. " George  Strait Sucks"
    7. "Re-elect Obama In 2016"
    8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas  Governor"
    9. "Rosie O'Donnell Is Texas Born"
    10. "I Love Obama Care  and Chuck Schumer"
    11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
    12. "I Side With  Jane Fonda"
    13. "It's Bush's Fault"
    14. "Islam Is A  Peace-Loving Religion
     and the last  sticker is...

    15. "I'm Here To  Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to  Dallas alive wins..

[Jess from VA]

Send that one off to MSNBC for a pilot.    

[mario]

i like it!   

[bigguy]

Too late. Already been done.
Extra: "Top Gear" in Alabama

[mario]

   lol!  what the heck were they thinking was going to happen??

[Tx Bohemian]

Alabama huh?

Kinda makes me feel at home!

Hmmm,  if I ever have to leave Texas...

[Cracker Jack]

I wonder which border (state) they were running for that they thought they would be safe?

[bigguy]

I wonder which border (state) they were running for that they thought they would be safe?

 I wondered that myself.
I liked the line,"Nobody had ever heard of us, and nobody ever would have again if we hadn't gotten out of there."

What you don't see in the clip I posted was the preliminary question. The interviewer (Mike Wallace if I remember) talked about the fact that they had driven in the arctic, Africa, in the amazon, Vietnam, South America's "Death Road," The middle east, and numerous third world countries.
"What is the scariest place you've ever driven?" he had asked. The answer, Alabama.

[Pappy!]

Absolutely love Alabama! Been hunting there for the last 20 years or so with the same group of Alabama born and bred Southern boys made good. One thing I can tell you is that at any time in any of the the several hunting camps we go to and party or eat at there is enough experience, will power and firepower to make ya' feel pretty comfortable. Listening to the stories these boys tell when the "Natty Light" starts kicking in it's amazing some of them lived to be adults...........funny as hell.  Think there are several Southern states that the Nascar slogan on the back would get a wrestlin' match going.

[Rams]

Too late. Already been done.
Extra: "Top Gear" in Alabama

You have to wonder what the hell these two idiots expected to find.  It's not like the British would taken a liking to two American riding through the English country side and towns/villages and cities in a couple of Jags with things like the Queen Sucks and Soccer is for Wussies would not have drawn a reaction.  I may have their sore spots mis-identified but, I think you get the idea. 

The term Dumb Asses comes to mind.   

[Gary]

Might I suggest you at least take in Big Bend NP while in the Del Rio/El Paso region before you're dismembered and forced to ingest your own body parts?   

"Survivor - Texas  Style"
     
      The lucky contestants will all start in  Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down  to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa,  Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

The first contestant to make it back to  Dallas alive wins..