It's all in the delivery... - JOKE HUMOR IMPARED DO NOT OPEN!!

[Skinhead]

Diane Feinstein and her chauffer are driving down a country road.



Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop.
Feinstein, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check, you were driving."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it was old.

"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says Feinstein

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

"My God, what happened to you?" asks Feinstein

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife served me a wonderful meal and the daughter gave me the best sex I have ever had."

"What on earth did you say?" asks Feinstein

"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, "I'm Dianne Feinstein's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

[MAD6Gun]

 Now that is funny right thar,no matter who you are....

[Hooter]

Thats good!   

[R J]

That's good, I had something else in my mind for the outcome.  I wasm't looking for that one.

[chappy5oh]

I love it. Good stuff. 

[bigguy]

That's so funny I spit coke out of my nose. And I wasn't even drinking a coke at the time.