The news says Michael Jackson Died !!!

[Katmandu]

Rushed to the hospital and is now said to have died.   OMG !!!   Sad, Sad day...  Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett  on the same day.

[TomT]

Sad news about Farrah Fawcett, She put up a long hard fight.  But I won't shed any tears over Michael Jackson!

[junior]

so does this mean that never never land is gonna be renamed to never never again land?

[BF]

How do ya know when it's bed time at Never Land Ranch? 

When the big hand touches the little hand. 

[BF]

I bet his children are happy now.  They can take the bags off of their heads now.   

[godfire]

They should have kept Michael on life support until tomorrow so Farah could have the news to herself.

[Novavalker]

I'm not really surprised about Jackson. This will no doubt turn into a media gong show.

[DeathWishBikerDude]

They should have kept Michael on life support until tomorrow so Farah could have the news to herself.

+1,+2,+3
Took beautiful farrah off the front page and filled it with a freak.

[Doc Moose]

True, Jacko got pretty wierd and freaky.  But he also put out some great music in his prime.

They say celebrities die in threes, hope this is the last one for now.

[fudgie]

True, Jacko got pretty wierd and freaky.  But he also put out some great music in his prime.

They say celebrities die in threes, hope this is the last one for now.

Not just celebs die in 3's. It does in the EMS world. At work when one dies, we say 'theres 2 more out there' to the crews. Most of the time its 1 a day for 3 days. I did have 2 back to back full arrests one time 2 yrs ago. Kinda fun. Morbid? yes, but its how we deal with it.

[f6gal]

They say celebrities die in threes, hope this is the last one for now.

Ed McMahon, Farrah, and Jackson... three within three days.

[godfire]

I say drop Jackson to page three and put Farah on page 1!!!!

[DavRed]

C U Michael,

But one bad apple does not spoil the whole bunch.

He was the top in his prime.

A joke later.......

[rmrc51]

They should have kept Michael on life support until tomorrow so Farah could have the news to herself.

I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tropic traveler]

When Farrah died & went to Heaven, St. Peter said "You are now an angel, what do you wish for the Earthly world you left behind?"

Farrah answered "I wish all the children could live in a safer world."

God answered later that day.



Sorry if that one offends. 

   

[fudgie]

When Farrah died & went to Heaven, St. Peter said "You are now an angel, what do you wish for the Earthly world you left behind?"

Farrah answered "I wish all the children could live in a safer world."

God answered later that day.



Sorry if that one offends. 

   

[Stuntman]

Poor Micheal Jackson, I heard he left 12 boys behinds...

[~ Timbrwolf]

.....I saw where Rush Limbaugh called the family when he heard the news..



. ...they thought he called to pay his respects....but he just wanted to know if he could have Michaels Oxy Contin connection....since he wont be needing it anymore.. 

[alph]

.....I saw where Rush Limbaugh called the family when he heard the news..



. ...they thought he called to pay his respects....but he just wanted to know if he could have Michaels Oxy Contin connection....since he wont be needing it anymore.. 

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!

[Steve K (IA)]

Due to the fact that Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into Lego Blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.