AMA on proposed Health Care reform

[Doc Moose]

Subject: THE AMA WEIGHS IN ON REFORM

Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Health
Care Initiatives from the Obama Administration....

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while Pediatricians said, "Oh
Grow Up!"

Oncologists feel it's malignant, while Osteopaths see it as holistic.

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists
thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a
whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
@ssholes in Washington!

                                     

[solo1]

 

Did it strike a nerve with the dentists?  Did the orthodontists brace themselves?  I bet that the dental hygienists thought it too complicated and needed cleaned up.

[John Schmidt]

The proctologists said the entire plan struck a new bottom, and they plan to look into it deeper. 

The urologists also said they wanted to have a hand it as well, alluding to a cover up in the end.