Tuesday Teasers...... late edition

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VILLAGES OBITUARY

A Woman goes to The Daily Sun Newspaper Office to see that the
obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The Obit
Editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.

She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well then, let it read "Fred
Brown died."

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a
seven-word minimum for all          obituaries.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it
read, "Fred Brown Died.... GOLF CLUBS FOR SALE."