Wierd little town

[Big IV]

I am living downtown this summer on the main drag of town.  I'm really enjoying walking to class and getting a little excercise. Sometimes the walk is a little odd. A few days ago I passed a Rev War Soldier.

Tonight, I noticed up ahead that some disheveled gentleman were hanging out on a park bench up ahead. They were passing back and forth a brown bag that smelled like a cheap bottle of hooch. As I approached I realized that they were fighting over which alto was the best in the production of Willie Wanka that is going on right now.
Wierd.