An LSU and a Texas fan

[BIRD]

An LSU and a Texas fan were checking out of their hotel in Omaha after the 2009 College World Series.

The LSU fan proceeded to pay her hotel bill with a check, despite the Large sign behind the front desk that read, "No Out-of-Town Checks Allowed."  The clerk took her check and gave her a receipt.

The Texas fan then attempted to pay his bill with a check.  The clerk asked him, "Where are you from?" to which he proudly answered, "Texas."

The clerk pointed to the sign and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but we do not take out-of-town checks."

Visibly angered, the Longhorn fan said, "Well, you took a check from that Tiger fan, who is obviously from Louisiana!"

The clerk smiled and responded, "Yes, sir...but, she'll be back next year."

[Gear Jammer]

Oh, she must be one of those "working girls" I guess...?