Tuesday Teasers......

[kiwi#9582]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:



GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom in her hand, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, "You're next, chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is NO difference in the outcome.



Both are fatal.

[DIGGER]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:



GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom in her hand, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, "You're next, chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is NO difference in the outcome.



Both are fatal.

cute.......here's another.......




A guy woke up the next morning after a bad drunk the night before.  He was in his own bed and his wife came in with breakfast in bed....with pancakes, orange juice, grits, toast, sausage and eggs.

She left the room and his son came in and the dad asked the son "Why is your mother making me breakfast in bed....she's never done that before."

The son said "You came in last night late drunk as heck and fell in the door and crawled to the couch and went to sleep.  Mom tried to get you up to go to bed and you pushed her away and said "Leave me alone....I'm married!"

[csj]

Me and the missus went to a party one night, both of us had more than enough to
drink, so we were graciously allowed to stay the night. Lost track of the missus
after a while, figured she had gone to bed, so I staggered up the stairs and found
her apparently naked on the bed. So, I joined her there, cuddled up beside her
and gave her a little nip on the boob.

Damn if she didn't fart and fly out the window. 

[john]

"You're next, chubby."             ???