Birth Control

[Sparky]

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I saw a big dually pickup yesterday with a circle of shiny chrome 12" long pointy spear tips sticking out from its from wheels. Lookd like gladiator chariot wheels!

[John Schmidt]

I heard the best birth control device ever foisted on the American public is to simply hang a picture of Nancy Peeloosely on the bedroom wall. What a piece of work!!   

[old2soon]

I heard the best birth control device ever foisted on the American public is to simply hang a picture of Nancy Peeloosely on the bedroom wall. What a piece of work!!   

THAT reminds me of a clip from Married With Children where Al and a football player friend from high school were showing each other pics of their mama in laws.  RIDE SAFE.     OR perhaps a photo-oh gasp and perish the thought-hilary. 

[Serk]

You want some good birth control? Send any prospective parents to my house for 1 day... Just 1 day of dealing with 3 2 years olds at once should do the trick.

[cookiedough]

You want some good birth control? Send any prospective parents to my house for 1 day... Just 1 day of dealing with 3 2 years olds at once should do the trick.

Depends,  what does the wife look like?  Just kidding, really! 

[Hooter]

   All I have to do is think of my X-Wife!

[Rebyl]

One method is the Aspro system....Lady just holds it tightly between the knees...

[Serk]

Speaking of birth control... Ya' know what ya' call people who use the "Rhythm Method" of birth control?


...parents.