Three Old Men

[BigAlOfMD]

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.
"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old.
"When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.
So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

[Jess from VA]

Didn't see that one coming.   

[john]

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[Flrider]

Nice   

[solo1]

Funnyyyy!

I don't have that problem. Most everything works but not on schedule.

All that I'll say is it takes about 1 hour or more to start another day.  It's sorta like starting a tired car with a low battery and an iffy starter. It starts eventually and gets through the day, 'nuff said.