Testing the waters

[JimL]

I am considering selling my Valkyrie.  I am not supplying photos of the bike.  I am not supplying the year of the bike.  I am not divulging whether it is a Standard, Tourer or Interstate, that is all a secret.  Mileage, forget it...none of your business.  Location...not important.  Color?  Nope. Price?  I would rather not post the price, instead I prefer that we exchange several emails discussing price before the prospective buyer realizes that I may in fact be crazier than bat dung. The only thing I will tell you is that it is the nicest Valkyrie I have ever seen...period.
 
When you show up to buy this bike (did I already mention that this is the FINEST Valkyrie on the planet), you must bring crisp, never before circulated $100 bills...preferably the serials numbers will be sorted in ascending order and the face of the bills all facing up.  NO JOY RIDERS.  I will however (with cash in hand) allow a test drive only if the rider is wearing a pink tutu and singing the lyrics to Westside Story (I feel pretty, I feel pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay. la la la la, la, la la).

NO WIERDOS NEED CONTACT ME!

[Spirited-6]

Jim, you forgot 100,000 mile tires !   

[POPS 57]

Just my luck. When a deal like this is going on my tutu is at the cleaners. 

[JimL]

I'm sorry Don, but I won't divulge the current mileage on the tires.  That would simply take too much of the guesswork out of the purchasing experience! 

[czuch]

Darn, All I have is 81,500.

[RainMaker]

If you didn't want weirdos to contact you, you probably posted to the wrong forum.

[Willow]

Yeah, Jim, I saw the ad too.  I was probably as amused as were you.   

[musclehead]

If you didn't want weirdos to contact you, you probably posted to the wrong forum.

word!