sensitivity training - JOKE!

[Skinhead]

* I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair; but,

     by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the

     whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the

     morning!

   

* The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so

     I did. She's 25, and her name's Kathy.

   

* Went to our local bar with my girlfriend last night. Locals were

     shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my

     girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th

     anniversary.

   

* My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his

     class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's three schools this

     year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching

     altogether."

   

* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having

     sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

   

* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator

     says, "How do you know?" The man says, "The sex is about the same,

    but the ironing is piling up!"

   

* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get

     reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said

     she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously

     haven't been listening."

   

* My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare

     for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her

     clothes back.

   

* The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could

     contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we'd love to,

     but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

[WayneH]

Dang, but those are hilarious.

[big poppa pump]

* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get

   reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said

   she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously

   haven't been listening."

   


* The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could

   contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we'd love to,

   but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Really cracked me up. Thanks for a good laugh.

[Jess from VA]

 

[musclehead]

I gotta read those to my wife tonight (she will smack me!  )

[flsix]

Always good to start the day with a smile

[IamGCW]

 

[Patrick]

I just had to print them out !

[98 T]

That's funny! I needed a laugh this morning.