Certain death! :)

[John Schmidt]

Jimmie was watching his favorite team play on TV. All the while his wife was outside trimming the bushes and cutting the lawn. When the game was finished he got himself up from the couch and went outside to ask his wife what she was making for dinner. As you can imagine she was quite irritated. He actually had the nerve to ask what was for dinner when she was doing all the work and he was doing nothing.

She said to her husband, "Jimmie, just imagine I am out of town and you go back inside and figure out dinner yourself."

So he went back inside and cooked up a large steak, with a nice baked potato and he sat down to eat.

A short while later his wife came inside and said, "Oh I see you made dinner. Where is mine?"

"I thought you were out of town," he said.

[Super Santa]

And that was when the fight started.

[old2soon]

After he said-I thought you were out of town-zackly HOW long did it take to come out of the coma??  RIDE SAFE.