Power Outage

[DIGGER]

Power outage   
 
 
We had a power outage last  week and my PC,
TV and games console shut  down immediately.
It was raining and I  couldn't golf so I had to  talk
to my wife for a few  hours.
 
She seems like a nice  person.

 

[..]

 

[Hooter]

LMAO! We had power outages too but due to that four letter word and it doesn't start with and "F". It starts with an "S".

[Romeo]

Yours talks? Maybe I should see if mine does too.

[alph]

I've got a generator to help prevent that problem......

[Patrick]

Whenever there has been wide spread power outages in this area the birth rate spiked 9 months later. That doesn't involve much talking, unless you want it to. 

[DIGGER]

Whenever there has been wide spread power outages in this area the birth rate spiked 9 months later. That doesn't involve much talking, unless you want it to. 

a comedian once said "Someone asked me once if when I was having sex did I talk to my wife?"

I told him "Yeah sometimes when I'm having sex I give her a call."

[Spirited-6]

 

[old2soon]

When I have a power outage I get a beer from the fridge and wait for the power to come back on. It HAS taken as many as 5 or 6 beers to come back on-I THINK!!  RIDE SAFE.

[Patrick]

When I have a power outage I get a beer from the fridge and wait for the power to come back on. It HAS taken as many as 5 or 6 beers to come back on-I THINK!!  RIDE SAFE.

You're a slow drinker !     We have been without it for days. Power, not beer that is.

[old2soon]

When I have a power outage I get a beer from the fridge and wait for the power to come back on. It HAS taken as many as 5 or 6 beers to come back on-I THINK!!  RIDE SAFE.

You're a slow drinker !     We have been without it for days. Power, not beer that is.

My drugs I take DO NOT get along with alcohol and the longest we have lost power is about 2 hours.  Folks just out of town here have been in the days with out power deal but here in town they do an excellent job. And now that I have mentioned it the next one will be counted in days.  RIDE SAFE.