Couple of good ones - Joke

[Skinhead]

Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.


But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.


With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.


"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.


"No, Five dollars!"
fired back Clinton This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.


He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"


And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"


One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!


As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.


He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the Secretary of State.


As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.


Sure enough, there was the hooker!


Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.


Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...
See what you get for five bucks!?"

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 A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.




   The problem was their nooner; it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.




   "Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."




   They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while. Homer came back to the doctor's office..




   "What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"




   "Oh, it worked real good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home again."




   "Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.




   "I ain't seen her since huntin' season started."

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Good stuff

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