I'm in the money - Ha, Ha.

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Federal Bureau of Investigation

Field Intelligence Unit

J. Edgar Hoover Bldg.

935 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC 20535,

USA.

Urgent Attention: Beneficiary,

I am special agent Mark A. Morgan from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Field Intelligence Unit. We have just intercepted and confiscated two trunks at John F Kennedy International Airport in JFK airport New York, NY 11430 coming from a foreign country.
 
We crosschecked the content of the boxes and found it contained a total sum of $4.1 million dollars. Also with one of the trunks were documents with your name as the receiver of the money. As we progressed in our investigations of the Diplomat which accompanied the trunks into the United States we learned that he was to deliver these funds to your residence as payment of an inheritance/winning, which was due to you.
 
Further checks on the consignment, we found out that the consignment paperwork lacked the PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE forms. We then confiscated both trunks and released the Diplomat. The trunks According to section 229 subsection 31 of the International ,Commerce Regulators Code Enforcement Guidelines, your consignment lacks PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE from the joint team of the Federal Bureau Of Investigation and Homeland Security and therefore you must contact us for direction on how to procure the two certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax which is a jailable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of the  – Tax Code.  We will also be asking the IRS to launch an investigation of money laundering if you do not follow our instructions.
 
You are therefore required to contact me within 72 hours on this email {agent.markmorgan12@gmx.us} at that point I will walk you through the process of clearing and claiming the money. Failure to comply may lead to your arrested, interrogation and/or you being prosecuted in the Court of Law for tax evasion and or money laundering. You are also advised not to contact any bank in Africa, Europe or banking institution.


Yours in service,

Agent Mark A. Morgan
 
Regional Director
 
Federal Bureau of Investigation

[cma1]

damn, you lucky duck ! all i ever get are fake ones from some far away land, bummer !

[The emperor has no clothes]

So you've been a money launderer all along posing as a motorcycle rider?

[okieryder]

  There goes the grit chips. 
By the way how is the grit Chip job going ?  Give an update?

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 There goes the grit chips.  
By the way how is the grit Chip job going ?  Give an update?

Going well but a little quiet at the moment.

4 new dips coming out soon.

Regular (black eyed pea) hummus
BBQ (black eyed pea) hummus which is bloody good
Hot pepper (black eyed pea) hummus which will make you slap yo momma.
Collard green and smoky bacon with water chestnut (for a bit of crunch) & greek yoghurt which is bloody good.

https://www.facebook.com/GritChips/posts/599472730081811

Should be going to the Auburn - Alabama game after Thanksgiving.

[okieryder]

Your job is very interesting, would love to have it. Enjoy reading your adventures. Have you met Jeff ?

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Your job is very interesting, would love to have it. Enjoy reading your adventures. Have you met Jeff ?

Couple of times. Regular guy and he's funny as is his brother Jay.

Both very quick witted.

[okieryder]

Your job is very interesting, would love to have it. Enjoy reading your adventures. Have you met Jeff ?

Couple of times. Regular guy and he's funny as is his brother Jay.

Both very quick witted.

Didn't know he had a brother, Seriously, keep us posted  on what your job is doing, very interesting. Tell Jeff I have a new joke I will sell him for 1,000,000.00  involves a mc a hooker a turtle  and a welder on a high rise.

[..]

Your job is very interesting, would love to have it. Enjoy reading your adventures. Have you met Jeff ?

Couple of times. Regular guy and he's funny as is his brother Jay.

Both very quick witted.

Didn't know he had a brother, Seriously, keep us posted  on what your job is doing, very interesting. Tell Jeff I have a new joke I will sell him for 1,000,000.00  involves a mc a hooker a turtle  and a welder on a high rise.

Tomorrow doing an inventory count at the warehouse we use, shipping out some small orders and a couple of sample orders to prospects and applying a 2nd coat of ARMOR ALL Extreme TIre Shine Gel - good stuff. Works well and lasts quite a while.

Last week spent half a day polishing the 6 rims that show.

So like most jobs there are pluses and minuses.

[musclehead]

Your job is very interesting, would love to have it. Enjoy reading your adventures. Have you met Jeff ?

Couple of times. Regular guy and he's funny as is his brother Jay.

Both very quick witted.

Didn't know he had a brother, Seriously, keep us posted  on what your job is doing, very interesting. Tell Jeff I have a new joke I will sell him for 1,000,000.00  involves a mc a hooker a turtle  and a welder on a high rise.

intriguing  ???

[musclehead]

damn, you lucky duck ! all i ever get are fake ones from some far away land, bummer !

I got one once, replied a few times, strung them along. then forwarded all the messages to the attorney general. 

[alph]

britman, as for the money issue, i'd suspect it's a scam....... 

last month we had some idiot calling my family, and my brother in Chicago saying that we were being sued for an accident we supposable were in and that we would receive a subpoena if we didn't call a certain "800" number to clear it up.  the funny thing is these people called my daughters cell phone numbers and left messages, called my phone twice but never left a message.  so one day my daughters were both home (that in its self is amazing) and one daughters phone rings, it's the lady, I chewed her butt out royally!!  then she hung up on me, two seconds later they call my other daughter!  I answered her phone and chewed her out again!!  same woman!!  (I was VERY rude to her) she said if I didn't call their number and resolve the issue I would receive a summons to appear in Illinois criminal court and that i'd be sued!  I told her to send it and I looked forward in a good legal fight!! 

still waiting for my subpoena......