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Started by Master Blaster, Fri 22, Nov 2013, 11:37:57

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Patrick

Geeez, what do have to say about Oreo's !  Double-stuffed Oreo's, OMG !

czuch

Peanut butter and grape jelly on wonder bread. Squished. Thats livin baby!
Put butter on the outside and put crunched frosted flakes on it and fry that puppy up.
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Patrick

Quote from: czuch on Fri 22, Nov 2013, 13:54:21
Peanut butter and grape jelly on wonder bread. Squished. Thats livin baby!
Put butter on the outside and put crunched frosted flakes on it and fry that puppy up.
Life will change.



LMAO ! Now thats living on the wide side ! Gotta try it.

musclehead

Quote from: Patrick on Fri 22, Nov 2013, 13:27:16
Geeez, what do have to say about Oreo's !  Double-stuffed Oreo's, OMG !

YOU RACIST!! :2funny:
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Serk

After this bit of silliness from one of the local intellectuals (And local politicians) here in Dallas who got all offended when something was referred to as a "black hole", nothing surprises me any longer...

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old2soon

Sooooooooooooooo if I go into my neighborhood bar(liquor establishment in case ya'll fergitted)and order a black Russian------??  :cooldude: P B and J-grape thank you very much-on home made white bread-oh darn-with real butter and cream cheese-NOW yer talkin!!  :coolsmiley: RIDE SAFE.
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Patrick

Quote from: old2soon on Fri 22, Nov 2013, 15:14:47
Sooooooooooooooo if I go into my neighborhood bar(liquor establishment in case ya'll fergitted)and order a black Russian------??  :cooldude: P B and J-grape thank you very much-on home made white bread-oh darn-with real butter and cream cheese-NOW yer talkin!!  :coolsmiley: RIDE SAFE.



If you order your Black Russian today, you're likely to get the owner, waitress or kitchen staff come talk to you with a really big guy standing back watching her closely ! I could say something about you and your black Russian and cream cheese, but, I'd get thrown out of here.  :)

Willow

You know, in the middle of reading through this thread I was overtaken by an irresistible urge for a peanut butter and raspberry jelly sandwich.  I put one quickly together and wolfed it down.

For what it's worth, however, I had whole wheat bread.  I only eat white bread under duress.   :)

Yeah I'm a racist.  I notice that also are those who use the word most often.   ;)

okieryder

Quote from: Willow on Fri 22, Nov 2013, 16:34:34
You know, in the middle of reading through this thread I was overtaken by an irresistible urge for a peanut butter and raspberry jelly sandwich.  I put one quickly together and wolfed it down.

For what it's worth, however, I had whole wheat bread.  I only eat white bread under duress.   :)

Yeah I'm a racist.  I notice that also are those who use the word most often.   ;)

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Moonshot_1

Quote from: Willow on Fri 22, Nov 2013, 16:34:34
You know, in the middle of reading through this thread I was overtaken by an irresistible urge for a peanut butter and raspberry jelly sandwich.  I put one quickly together and wolfed it down.

For what it's worth, however, I had whole wheat bread.  I only eat white bread under duress.   :)

Yeah I'm a racist.  I notice that also are those who use the word most often.   ;)

This requires an inquiry.


Smooth and creamy peanut butter or Chunky Peanut Butter?

Brand name or Generic?

Did you publish or announce in your local paper or through a mass mailing to those with allergies that you would be using products containing nuts today?

Did you apply the peanut butter to the bread first or the raspberry jelly?

Why are you discriminating against grape jelly?

Did you take affirmative action with any other minority jellies?

Was your raspberry jelly homemade?  If yes, do you have a permit?

Do you toast your bread? If so, how dark do you toast it? (WARNING!!! TRICK QUESTION!)

Did you have a glass of milk with this sandwich? White or Chocolate? (LOOK OUT! ANOTHER TRICK QUESTION!)

Was it a good sandwich?
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The Anvil

Why is it around these parts when posting examples of racial idiocy they always choose Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson or some other black lunatic? Where are all of the white supremacists?

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Serk

Quote from: The Anvil on Fri 22, Nov 2013, 17:18:54
Why is it around these parts when posting examples of racial idiocy they always choose Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson or some other black lunatic? Where are all of the white supremacists?


Mainly because no one takes white supremacists seriously, but somehow, black idiots getting offended about silly things get taken seriously by the media.

Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...



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okieryder

Quote from: The Anvil on Fri 22, Nov 2013, 17:18:54
Why is it around these parts when posting examples of racial idiocy they always choose Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson or some other black lunatic? Where are all of the white supremacists?

Skinhead USA Soldier Part 1


The only one on this thread mentioning Sharpton or Jackson is ((YOU))

The Anvil

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Quote from: Serk on Fri 22, Nov 2013, 17:19:52
Quote from: The Anvil on Fri 22, Nov 2013, 17:18:54
Why is it around these parts when posting examples of racial idiocy they always choose Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson or some other black lunatic? Where are all of the white supremacists?


Mainly because no one takes white supremacists seriously, but somehow, black idiots getting offended about silly things get taken seriously by the media.



Fair enough.  ;)

Actually, there are people that do take them seriously. Maybe not the media (though they should) but the reality might be worse. Watch the documentary.
Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.

1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.

Patrick

How many white supremacists have recently been proven to be somewhat black ?  At least we all know for sure know what race sharpton and jackson are.  Hmm, after some thought, maybe we think we know what race sharpton and jackson are. I wouldn't be a bit surprised that if we shook their family trees that a white guy somewhere in their history would fall out.

Willow

Quote from: Moonshot_1 on Fri 22, Nov 2013, 17:05:13
This requires an inquiry.


Smooth and creamy peanut butter or Chunky Peanut Butter?

Brand name or Generic?

Did you publish or announce in your local paper or through a mass mailing to those with allergies that you would be using products containing nuts today?

Did you apply the peanut butter to the bread first or the raspberry jelly?

Why are you discriminating against grape jelly?

Did you take affirmative action with any other minority jellies?

Was your raspberry jelly homemade?  If yes, do you have a permit?

Do you toast your bread? If so, how dark do you toast it? (WARNING!!! TRICK QUESTION!)

Did you have a glass of milk with this sandwich? White or Chocolate? (LOOK OUT! ANOTHER TRICK QUESTION!)

Was it a good sandwich?

Smooth.  When I want to eat raw peanuts I eat raw peanuts.   >:(

Brand name, but small brand.  Diabetes restricts me to no sugar added stuff.    ;)

No.    :-X

Peanut butter first on each side.  I use the PB to protect the bread from soak through by the jelly.  :)

I find grape jelly moderately acceptable but bland.   8)

No, I have found affirmative action well intended but with results that are laughable at best.   :coolsmiley:

No,  truly I must confess it was raspberry preserves.  I did stretch the truth.   :-[

No.  I prefer to toast a cheese sandwich but I prefer my BB & J unheated.   :)

I did not.  I'm really not a big fan of bovine baby food, but if I did it would be dark chocolate.   ???

It was.  It was small but rewarding.  When I was younger I was dating  ...  No, that's a different subject.   :roll:

   

RP#62

But..but..it can't be racist.  What about that song

Peanut Butter Jelly Time with Lyrics!!!

 

Serk

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Willow

The folks making statements in the article seem to be confused about race, nationality, and ethnicity.  A little mix up going on and those folks are educators.

R J

Quote from: Willow on Fri 22, Nov 2013, 16:34:34
You know, in the middle of reading through this thread I was overtaken by an irresistible urge for a peanut butter and raspberry jelly sandwich.  I put one quickly together and wolfed it down.

For what it's worth, however, I had whole wheat bread.  I only eat white bread under duress.   :)

Yeah I'm a racist.  I notice that also are those who use the word most often.   ;)

Better yet Gunny.   I made a P-B & Jelly sandwich before I set down here.

I'm beginning to think these people can come into the USofA and mandate what we eat, what we say & I say BS to that noise.

If they all want to come in here and raise hell, I'll allow it after they have done their time in one of our several branches of service, however I was thinking Ground Pounders, ie: US Marine Corps & US Army.    Then they can work on their citizenship & rest of their lifetime to bitch & holler about the things happening in this Country.   Till then, F*** off, go back home and clean up your mess there.
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MarkT

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I'll have a White Russian.

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