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Started by BF, Thu 19, Dec 2013, 11:41:29

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BF

Thu 19, Dec 2013, 11:41:29
I don't know if ya'll are being bombarded with this diamond commercial where you live, but here, it seems that it's on just about every 10 minites or so on virtually every channel. 

It features an unseen male (allegedly the husband) waxing poetic about the seen (but unheard) stunningly gorgeous brunette, consistently seen in slow motion, that is alleged to be his wife in the commercial. 

The stunningly gorgeous brunnete actress' name is Paige Spara. 

The fantasy.....

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The reality (start at the 16 second mark)......

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I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to


Serk

#1
Thu 19, Dec 2013, 11:46:17
Most honest jewelry ad ever:

Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...



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BF

#2
Thu 19, Dec 2013, 11:47:57
:2funny:  :2funny:  :2funny:   :cooldude:
I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to


old2soon

#3
Thu 19, Dec 2013, 11:50:22
The electronics jewelers and toy commercials this particular time of year are overwhelming-if you CHOOSE to let them be. Fer me-an excellent couple of minutes to get or mix a drink.  :cooldude: RIDE SAFE.
Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check.  1964  1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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old2soon

#4
Thu 19, Dec 2013, 11:51:42
Quote from: Serk on Thu 19, Dec 2013, 11:46:17
Most honest jewelry ad ever:


BUT if ya gots to do dat EVERYTIME!!!!  :2funny: RIDE SAFE.
Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check.  1964  1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
VRCCDS0240  2012 GL1800 Gold Wing Motor Trike conversion

old2soon

#5
Thu 19, Dec 2013, 12:25:11
Forgot but just got reminded-all those places that want you to borrow money on yer title or your signature.  :-\ I get a LOT of those ads on my T V. RIDE SAFE.
Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check.  1964  1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
VRCCDS0240  2012 GL1800 Gold Wing Motor Trike conversion

The Anvil

#7
Thu 19, Dec 2013, 12:37:00
Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.

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MarkT

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Thu 19, Dec 2013, 12:42:35 Last Edit: Thu 19, Dec 2013, 12:47:55 by MarkT
Quote from: Serk on Thu 19, Dec 2013, 11:46:17
Most honest jewelry ad ever:



True.  I would point out - a prostitution transaction is a lot cheaper and the better quid pro quo.  BTW - you knew a hooker is not selling access to her junk, right?  She's really selling her GOING AWAY after you're done.

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crow

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Thu 19, Dec 2013, 13:25:43 Last Edit: Thu 19, Dec 2013, 13:29:07 by crow
A little girl heard noise comming from her parents bedroom, appon entering, she saw her mother and father making love.   The mother quickly took the girl aside and told her what she saw may seemed strange,   but one day she will understand,   thats where babys come from.
 

a week later she herd another noise, her father was moaning.  when she went in, she saw her mother giving her dad .........   The mother quickly took the girl aside and told her what she saw may seem strange, but one day she will understand,  that, thats where jewlery comes from...
dont write a check with your mouth,

that your ass cant cash

Serk

#10
Thu 19, Dec 2013, 13:35:09
Quote from: crow on Thu 19, Dec 2013, 13:25:43
A little girl heard noise comming from her parents bedroom, appon entering, she saw her mother and father making love.   The mother quickly took the girl aside and told her what she saw may seemed strange,   but one day she will understand,   thats where babys come from.
 

a week later she herd another noise, her father was moaning.  when she went in, she saw her mother giving her dad .........   The mother quickly took the girl aside and told her what she saw may seem strange, but one day she will understand,  that, thats where jewlery comes from...


Reading your signature right after reading that added an extra dimension to the humor of it, I must say...

(Yeah, I'm twisted... I admit it...)
Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...



IBA# 22107 
VRCC# 7976
VRCCDS# 226

1998 Valkyrie Standard
2008 Gold Wing

Taxation is theft.

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Gryphon Rider

#11
Fri 20, Dec 2013, 16:14:03
Quote from: BF on Thu 19, Dec 2013, 11:41:29
I don't know if ya'll are being bombarded with this diamond commercial where you live, but here, it seems that it's on just about every 10 minites or so on virtually every channel. 

It features an unseen male (allegedly the husband) waxing poetic about the seen (but unheard) stunningly gorgeous brunette, consistently seen in slow motion, that is alleged to be his wife in the commercial. 

The stunningly gorgeous brunnete actress' name is Paige Spara. 

The fantasy.....

The reality (start at the 16 second mark)......
Because she reminds me of Ashley Judd, for some reason I was expecting her to sound like her too.  That was almost as jarring as expecting her voice...



...to come out of her mouth!

BF

#12
Sat 21, Dec 2013, 12:25:59
Quote from: Gryphon Rider on Fri 20, Dec 2013, 16:14:03
Quote from: BF on Thu 19, Dec 2013, 11:41:29
I don't know if ya'll are being bombarded with this diamond commercial where you live, but here, it seems that it's on just about every 10 minites or so on virtually every channel. 

It features an unseen male (allegedly the husband) waxing poetic about the seen (but unheard) stunningly gorgeous brunette, consistently seen in slow motion, that is alleged to be his wife in the commercial. 

The stunningly gorgeous brunnete actress' name is Paige Spara. 

The fantasy.....

The reality (start at the 16 second mark)......
Because she reminds me of Ashley Judd, for some reason I was expecting her to sound like her too.  That was almost as jarring as expecting her voice...



...to come out of her mouth!



Exactly.  The fantasy bubble burst as soon as she opens her mouth.   :o

It's like when Sarah Palin opens her mouth.....like draggin' fingernails on a chaulkboard. 
I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to


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