State of the Union drinking game for teetotalers

[bigguy]

Teetotaler drinking game for tomorrow nights State of the Union speech. Every time Obama says "compromise", take a drink. Gonna be some sober folks!*

* Shamelessly stolen from a friend on facebook.

If you want to go the other way, take a drink every time he blames the Republicans for failure of the  ACA, the economy, unemployment, or failure to pass any meaningful legislation.**

** Might need a couple of extra bottles handy.

[BradValk48237]

Our Game is a little different......

We are going to take a drink every time he says "I"....

If he says "Affordable Care Act" and you catch it first, you get to pick someone in the room to slam one.

Have a full bar and full Fridge ready......



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[da prez]

 I do not believe I will be able to afford adult beverages with the whopping increase in my social security benefits!

                              da prez

[BF]

Ya'll are never gonna hear the end of Bozo's speach 'cause you're going to be passed out dead drunk. 

[BradValk48237]

Thats the plan..............

[czuch]

Just make bubbles in the bottle.
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[Moonshot_1]

Dammit, if we are going to play this game we got to have rules and regulations.

Rule #1 – Pre Game
Any non-Fox TV news media outlet will do. Double score for MSNBC.
A drink must be taken when the host or any guests say any of the following phrases:
1.1   Republicans are obstructionist.
1.2   Record signups for Obamacare
1.3   Bush
1.4   Obama Greatest President
1.5   Made up scandals
1.6   The President did not lie
1.7   Chris Christie
1.8   Any word or phrase that the majority of players may consider appropriate will be cause for a drink.

Rule #2 State of the Union
During the State of the Union a drink must be taken when the President says any of the following:
2.1 "I"
2.2 Must cooperate with my administration
2.3 Hostage
2.4 Just a few glitches
2.5 Not amnesty
2.6 Transparent
2.7 Honest
2.8 Provide for
2.9 X million signed up for healthcare
2.10 I am fixing healthcare
2.11 End Gun Violence

Rule #3 Colorado variation
3.1 Toking of marijuana instead of or in addition to the taking of a drink is permitted.

Rule #4 Misc.

4.1 A drink shall be defined as a shot of standard whisky or the equivalent.

4.2 If at anytime the name "Bush" is used in the State of the Union a 2 drink requirement will be enforced.

4.3 If the phrase "Bush's fault" or the "Previous Administration's fault" or the "Failure of the Previous Administration" or any similar phrase denoting and suggesting such fault or failure of the Previous Administration is used, all players must drop a hit of Acid in addition to a drink.

[Big Al of Tennessee]

I don't watch and let the news media tell me the truth next day.

They will won't they?

[Tropic traveler]

I don't watch and let the news media tell me the truth next day.

They will won't they?

That would be funnier if it wasn't so sad.

[old2soon]

I don't watch and let the news media tell me the truth next day.

They will won't they?

Not only yeah BUT hell yeah!!  I mean they wouldn't(gasp) "lie" would they??  I mean they HAVE to tell us the truth-RIGHT-just like deception central and all attached!!  Too damn bad the obuminater is not related to Pinochio-it would be WAY easier if he were!!  But then again it is easy to catch him in a lie-he's still breathing!  RIDE SAFE.

[Jess from VA]

Why would anyone watch a speech by the biggest liar in American history?

[James III]

  Moonshot_1's rules seem spot on. Might just skip the shot glass and get an IV line installed. Wonder if that's covered by the ACA?
Looks like rule #3 will be installed here in Florida after the fall election. Might have to impose rule 4.3 just to recover from rules 1.1 thru 2.11.
Jeeze guy's, what a sad state of affairs in our lifetime.