Grandfathers are different.

[saab9k]

Grandfathers are different.

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers? Well, here it is:



There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend
time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take
his 5 year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality
time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.



One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get
out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives
and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and
said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and
breakfast.



When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather who was still in bed.



"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.



"Not really, Grandpa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer,
piece of crap, horse's ass, tree hugger, socialist left wing liberal lover,
blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we
went!"



"We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really
didn't have any fun."

[The emperor has no clothes]

That's freakin hilarious! Can't wait to tell my wife that one