Which hurts the most?

[Hoser]

THINKING MEN










What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is she would have asked 'about what'.
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer.
CHEERS!
Hoser 

[donaldcc]

[old2soon]

I NEVER want to get kicked in the nutz again EVER!  Once in any lifetime is 3 times too many.  And fer the guys in the peanut gallery that have never had this happen-DO NOT TRY this at home!!  You HAVE been warned!  RIDE SAFE.

[R J]

I've been kicked in the nuts 3 times.



1st one, was by a cow I was walking into the stanchion with her.

If I'd of had a gun she would be dead.



2nd time, by a drunk driver I was arresting.  Let's just say his nuts hurt for a few also, NO I never kicked him, my lady partner hit him a super hard one with the Baton.   She was small, but she could get very aggressive.



3rd time, a grandson, I was taking a nap, laying on my back in the yard.   He saw me and took off like a wild horse and jumped right in the middle of the boys with both feet.   That one I wanted to die I hurt so bad and my stomach felt like everything in it was going to exit very shortly and in great volume.



After that one, I'm damn glad we didn't have any more kids because I don't think I could have produced one.

[Paxton]

Wife: Are you lettin' that guy get away with that sheet? 
Me: err... Yes. 

Wife: Do you not have balls? 
Me: What... are you psychic ?   

[Tailgate Tommy]

My wife has mine in a jar on the mantel...

[Bighead]

Something that hurts worse than a kick to the nuts is zipping your Dick up in your zipper
Once you do that you have to bring the zipper back down you have to find a good friend with a qualude (sp)and a blind fold to help you

[old2soon]

Like that ole boy talkin to his friend about pain. He told his friend he was out in the woods and had to take a dump. He squatted over a bear trap and it sprung and clamped down on his nards. Friend said-THAT had to hurt. Guy says yeah-some BUT there was a much worse pain involved. Friend asks-what could be worse than a bear trap clamped to your nards?? Guy says-hurt lots worse when I hit the end of the chain!  RIDE SAFE.

[Bighead]

 
Glad I wasn't Drinkin anything when I read that I woulda spit it all over the screen