What could go wrong?

[Sparky]

[Skinhead]

How many times is going to do that?  You'd think he'd learn after the first one....

[Paxton]

"... You'd think he'd learn after the first one...." 

[Serk]

 A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 P.M. news.
A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating suicide.

The brunette says to the blonde: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps off
that building and commits suicide." The blonde thinks for a moment then
replies: "OK, you're on!" They watch for a few minutes and sure enough,
the man jumps off the ledge.

The blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the brunette stops her,
saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to confess that
I watched the 6:00 P.M. news this evening and I knew that the man would
jump.

The blonde replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 P.M. news too, but I didn't
think he'd jump off again!"

[musclehead]

multiple broken ribs, collapsed lung, possible fractured vertebrae...... his insurer is going to be curious how these injuries happened. 

[czuch]

At least the bike didnt have a car tire. That would have been really bad.

[Big Al of Tennessee]

A man received a message from his neighbour ...:

"Sorry sir I am using your wife...I am using day and night ...I am

using when you are not present at home....



In fact I am using more than you are using.....

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt...

Hope you will accept my sincere apologies "



... And the man shot his wife.......



A few minutes later he received another message:

Sorry sir, spelling mistake ... wifi not wife.

[PharmBoy]

Just a typical typing error...Jim

[SpidyJ]

At least the bike didnt have a car tire. That would have been really bad.

HAW!!  That funny now!   

[art]

At least the bike didnt have a car tire. That would have been really bad.

BS.I had a c/t for 125000 miles on my valk and not once did I have any problems with it. Put an Avon cobra and had two times it lost traction on the road the third time I went down and got injured badly. End of riding season and maybe for good.

[BF]

At least the bike didnt have a car tire. That would have been really bad.

BS.I had a c/t for 125000 miles on my valk and not once did I have any problems with it. Put an Avon cobra and had two times it lost traction on the road the third time I went down and got injured badly. End of riding season and maybe for good.

[Paxton]

Quote from Art: "... the third time I went down and got injured badly. End of riding season and maybe for good."

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Art,
was your accident a recent event. Is it true that you may not ride again?  Sorry to hear about your injuries.
Stay well, friend.