Caution, wide right turns

[Sparky]

[musclehead]

he ought to be placarded as an oversized load 

[The emperor has no clothes]

That's gotta cut down his mpg's. You would have thought that he would have thought the purchase thru a little bit. Must have been an impulse buy!

[Paxton]

Wait!
That's Chris Christie negotiating traffic around Fort Lee, New Jersey. Demonstrating that the so called traffic jams in Fort Lee
were greatly exaggerated.   Indeed, the box is actually filled with traffic cones.

[Chaosandconfusion]

He should have taken it out of the box to make it easier to carry, but I guess he did want to take the chance on breaking it. 

[musclehead]

we all need a friend with a pick up truck,.... or maybe *GASP* own one yourself 

[Dorkman]

Cheapskate just didn't want to pay for delivery. . .