Violence.....

[John Schmidt]

Men, it is only when you see a mosquito landing on your family jewels that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without violence. 

Think about it! 

[Jess from VA]

Pants come to mind.   

[Flrider]

Too funny 
Where do you come up with some if this stuff ??????????? 

[Chaosandconfusion]

How long are you staring at you junk? ???

[BCoy]

Maybe you should get your screened lanai fixed. Nothing wrong with sitting outside on the deck n the buff watching life go by.  Not a fan of losing blood to the Florida nat'l insect, I would probably get the double whammy first from the blood transfusion then the crushing blow to destroy the enemy.