Tuesday Teasers...... late edition

[kiwi#9582]

What is Resurrection?


While the priest was presenting a children's sermon.
He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial,
but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.


In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more

than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."


It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

[jima]

Ok it took me at least that long to stop laughing, so I could let my wife read it. She's still laughing. Keep up the good work.

[kiwi#9582]

Thanks.....  I see you missed the post that advised everyone to NOT encourage me????