Why I vote for Democrats always.....

[alph]

ALRIGHT, I COPIED AND PASTED THIS FROM ANOTHER FORUM. I DO NOT VOTE DEMOCRAT!!
  but I did find this funny. 


I vote Democrat because I believe it's okay if our federal government borrows $85 Billion every single month.

I vote Democrat because I care about the children ... by saddling them with trillions of dollars of debt to pay for my bloated leftist government is okay.

I vote Democrat because I believe it's better to pay billions of dollars to people who hate us rather than drill for our own oil, because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

I vote Democrat because I believe it is okay if liberal activist judges rewrite the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks, who would otherwise never get their agenda past the voters.

I vote Democrat because I believe that corporate America should not be allowed to make profits for themselves or their shareholders. They need to break even and give the rest to the federal government for redistribution.

I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, so long as we keep all of the murderers on death row alive.

I vote Democrat because I believe it's okay if my Nobel Peace Prize winning President uses drones to assassinate people, as long as we don't use torture.

I vote Democrat because I believe people, who can't accurately tell us if it will rain on Friday, can predict the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Chevy Volt.

I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is not as important as preventing people from being offended.

I vote Democrat because I believe the oil companies' profit of 3% on a gallon of gas is obscene, but the federal government taxing that same gallon of gas at 15% isn't obscene.

I vote Democrat because I believe a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority ..... but sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are all values-neutral.

I vote Democrat because I agonize over threats to the natural environment from CO2, acid rain and toxic waste ..... but I am totally oblivious of the threats to our social environment from pornography, promiscuity and family dissolution.

I vote Democrat because I believe lazy, uneducated stoners should have just as big a say in running our country as entrepreneurs who risk everything and work 70 hours per week.

I vote Democrat because I don't like guns ..... so no one else should be allowed to own one.

I vote Democrat because I see absolutely no correlation between welfare and the rise of illegitimacy.

I vote Democrat because I see absolutely no correlation between judicial leniency and surging crime rates.

I vote Democrat because I believe you don't need an ID to vote but you do to buy beer.

I vote Democrat because I like to keep black people enslaved to welfare and food stamps just to keep their votes.

I vote Democrat because I believe marriage is obsolete, except for homosexuals.

I vote Democrat because I think AIDS is spread by insufficient funding.

I vote Democrat because I think "fairness" is far more important than freedom.

I vote Democrat because I think an "equal outcome" is far more important than equal opportunity.

I vote democrat because I would rather hide in a class room while others fight for my freedom.

I vote Democrat because I'm not smart enough to own a gun and I need someone else to protect me.

I vote Democrat because I would rather have free stuff than freedom

I vote Democrat because I suffer from white guilt.

I vote Democrat because i like spineless no class imbeciles representing American on the world stage.

I vote Democrat because i like paying double for my healthcare with six and seven thousand dollar deductibles just so i can hear my liberal elitist puppet masters tell me how great it is while they keep their golden healthcare plans.

And lastly, I vote Democrap because I'm convinced that I need others to think and provide for me because I lack the IQ and ballz to do it on my own.

[bentwrench]

Hear,Hear.

[Master Blaster]

Exactly so.

[alph]

I liked the one about the gas companies getting 3% while 15% is tax!!

or, you need an ID to buy beer, but not to vote!!

[musclehead]

I'll be the stick in the mud,.... I thought crime rates were falling.....I thought they were down to 'only' borrowing 45 billion a month......most of this is racist   (ok just kidding.... put down the tar and feathers)

[czuch]

I printed this out, and one of the dedicated, democrat rabid union wonks saw it.
He laughed and said, "He's been thinkin".
One of his sisters are one of Dingy Harry's liars.

[G-Man]

I was just about to start a thread to bitch about the Progressive Left in New York, but I guess I could just attach it here:

Here in good ole' progressive NY, there is a HUGE debate about Charter Schools within the Public School System.  There are a lot of awful schools within the PSS.  I believe this is mainly due to the taxation in local communities.  The nicer neighborhoods with the higher tax base seem to have schools that are better equipped and perform better.  So, to help alleviate some of this, Charter Schools were developed and actually operate within some of the same buildings that houses the Public School.  These schools are open to all students, supposedly.  I'm not sure if it's a lottery or first come first served to get in to the CS.  Either way, children of color, in poor neighborhoods have options and the ones that have chosen the CS option are out performing their colleagues who remain in the PSS.  So, because the CSs are demonstrating achievement, the progressive left is trying to shut them down claiming it's not fair.

When presented with the facts that these schools are helping kids of color and under the poverty line, it means nothing.  The answer from everyone opposed to CSs is the same....."We need to make sure that ALL kids, yadda, yadda, yadda."  So we need to stop a terrific resource that is doing well, because "all kids should be doing well" so it's not fair.

This is the same progressive idea behind Obama's dislike of school vouchers.  The private schools that will receive these students and vouchers out perform the PS's making the outcome unfair, so it has to stop to bring every kid down. 

Now, what is it that the PSs have that the Private and Charter schools don't?  Unions. 

[bigguy]

Wow! You've gotta admit, there's a strangely compelling logic there.