"Do you know my mommy!?"

[Mase]

Took the Valk around the block (or so  ) to make sure all of the bugs are worked out and up pulls this minivan.  The back passenger window rolls down and this adorable little girl starts waving so I honk my horn and wave.  She then screams in the cutest voice "Do you know my mommy!?"  All I could think was "No sweetheart, you don't look like me!".

I just smiled and rode on.

[Bighead]

 

[Valkjerk]

Wasn't that an odd thing to ask you? Was her mom a rider?

[Rams]

Call me a dreamer but, I'm think'n the little girl heard Mommy say,  Ooooh, I'd sure like to know the guy riding that Valkyrie, maybe he'd take me for a ride.   

Of course, the little girl felt obligated to ask.   Yeah, she wants a ride also.   

[Valkjerk]

In my pre-Valk days I was riding my two-toned green Nomad and a young lady was pulling out on the road and stopped to compliment me on the beautiful paint on my bike. I thought that was a bit odd for her to stop. roll her window down in her mini van just to say that. Was she hot for me? I don't think that way. I am suspect of any woman that would make a pass at me. I'm thinking what the hell does she really want? Lookin' in the mirror, my thoughts are justified.

[Skinhead]

I am suspect of any woman that would make a pass at me. I'm thinking what the hell does she really want? Lookin' in the mirror, my thoughts are justified.

I see we have something in common.

[R J]

Mase, that is better than being asked if you know who my daddy is.

[Big Al of Tennessee]

I am suspect of any woman that would make a pass at me. I'm thinking what the hell does she really want? Lookin' in the mirror, my thoughts are justified.

I see we have something in common.

Me 3, I automatically look for an exit.

A woman lured me to my supposed death once.

73 Black Piston Motorcycle Probies, cornered me in a Bar wanting to have a chat.

Probies, because they really are trying to get in the Outlaws.

Free Beer was the enticement.

They must not have wanted to get my blood or too much of it on their hands, cause I escaped with

two sharp right hooks to the upper jaw. They wanted to teach me a lesson.

They did, never go with out two fully loaded weapons, everywhere and at least two exits, and one

person to watch my back and me theirs.

Has worked so far. Beware good looking woman bearing gifts.

All this can be corroborated , my best friend stood by and told the boss, you can talk to him

but you better not hurt him. He was about to excrement his drawers at this event. Don't blame

him. One of my associates from work, ran outta there like a scared little girl. He is off my

Christmas list.

[alph]

Call me a dreamer but, I'm think'n the little girl heard Mommy say,  Ooooh, I'd sure like to know the guy riding that Valkyrie, maybe he'd take me for a ride.   

Of course, the little girl felt obligated to ask.   Yeah, she wants a ride also.   

yeah, she can ride, in twenty years!!