I've wanted to do this a time ot two

[Sparky]

[Big Al of Tennessee]

I have done that. Well not hit them. But darn close.

Quoting Popcorn,,,,,,,,,,,What if they kill you afterwards?

Good Question.

[..]

As a motorcycle courier in London that was a common response to drivers trying to knock us off.

Leanne had a small hammer fitted to the tank of her MZ250. She would give the offending vehicles mirror a sharp tap and zip away in traffic.

[Heathen]

a few years back on a group ride (they were all harleys, I was the only metric) a black bmw car cut right into our staggered group riding column.  they *almost* hit one of our female drivers.  I was 2nd from last on an 8 bike column, and she was bike # 2.  I hit the shoulder, rolled on the throttle, zipped past all the harleys, pulled alongside the offending driver and put my boot on his driver's side window (didn't break anything).  while I was flipping him the bird, I remember my poor passenger who was clutching me for dear life..  SHE is the reason I didn't kick his car a second time.  Un known to me, one of the other drivers was trying to pull his gun, as he was even more made than I!!  fortunately, he was carrying inside the waistband, and had a hard time clearing his vest..  the car whipped back out of our lane and accelerated like a RocketIII on speed!   

A State trooper witnessed the whole thing!  He shot past all of us, and caught up to the car and had it pulled over by the time we all motored past.  as we drove past the Trooper was just stepping out of his car, and gave us a friendly wave.   

On that particular day a cop was there when we needed one, and I am so glad I didn't accidentally crack the guy's drivers window or I might have been the one pulled over.

As a side note, the story is still told today amongst that group of harley riders.  They refer to it as the day of the Super-Valk.  They couldn't believe how fast I zipped through their ranks!  LOL!

[Patrick]

I was slowing down one morning to pull into a parking spot [ with right signal on] in front of the diner when this dumbass in a nice black BMW decides he has to pass me on the right. I saw him and gave him a kick in the side door. He just kept going, probably a good thing.

[Chrisj CMA]

I think all of us have wanted to trash a cage at least a time or two.  A couple weeks ago I got severely cut off by a woman, not old lady (as usual) and not a teen.....she realized what she had done AFTER she cut me off, and instead of the apologetic gesture youd expect she did the hand thing that says friggen bikes.  That got under my skin!  I was already beside her when she gestured "like it was my fault" I could have kicked her door like I wanted to, but instead I made eye contact again....STERN LOOK and then dropped back and got behind her (more desirable than getting in front of her like I had planned).  It was good she was going my direction so no one could say I was harassing her, but I "followed her" until the last possible turn I could take to get home.  I stayed a safe distance but close enough to tell she was frantically checking her rear view mirror every 2 seconds wondering if I was going to be there beside her car whenever she stopped.  I hope she peed herself!  Then I just went home

[John Schmidt]

As a kid, I used to carry either some large ball bearings or steel washers in my jacket. Take a spot in front when you're moving along at 40-50mph and flip a couple straight up in the air. About 90% of the time they descend right in front of the windshield....thereby taking it out. I also had a cable I pulled to flip the license plate up. There are times in the Orlando area where an eye-opener like that is needed. Now I just use the air horn, which sent one cell phone using woman across a guy's front yard. Was right at a corner, she jumped and screamed, swerved to the right and hopped the corner. Took out a mailbox, some bushes and a flower bed while crossing over and exiting on the adjoining street. The owner was sitting there reading his paper, dropped it down a bit and watched her go past, looked at me and smiled....then continued reading his paper. Apparently not the first time it has happened.

[Jess Tolbirt]

i use peanut m&m's  they make a heck of a noise when they hit the wind shields.. only use the brown ones, they cant see them coming..