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[DIGGER]

  A MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH


I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least

another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I
pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing especially in California .

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at
least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men
are her biggest problem, has seriously considered
suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger?

I don't  think  so.

[Paxton]

 

[The emperor has no clothes]

Can't argue with that logic

[firea100]

Those numbers SEEM to work....

[MarkT]

Well - I might not flip her off anyway.  But my bet is, that piece is a .380 or .25 as it needs to be "cute" and fit in her bra, she can't get it out quickly because it's now in the bottom of the satchel she calls a "handbag", and couldn't hit the side of a barn if she did.  From inside.  If she remembered to roll the window down first. And drive and shoot simultaneously?  Have you seen the soccer moms driving minivans while on the phone or texting, checking makeup / screaming at rugrats?  Please.

[flsix]

Digger I'm glad you worked that out because math was never my best subject. That does make one stop and think.

[WNGD]

I think they underestimate the number that hate men