a saturday chuckle

[old2soon]

Snow White Superman and Pinochio are walking down the street and they come to a store front that says-most beautiful women in the world contest. And Snow White KNOWS she is THE most gorgeous women ever. Walks in and less than a minute later she comes out with the crown on her head as most beautiful women in the world. The three of them resume their walk and in about 2 blocks come to another store front that has-strongest man in the world contest. So Superman in and out in a heartbeat and comes out with a chain and a medal that says-strongest man in the world. The 3 resume their walk and in a few more blocks Pinochio sees a sign in a store front -biggest liar in the world ever. Pinochio just KNOWS he has this covered. He goes in and Snow White and Superman wait-and wait some more and wait some more and FINALLY 3 hours later Pinochio comes out and screams-WHO in the hell is barrack husein obama?? RIDE SAFE.

[Patrick]

Ya, but the most I've seen the o get are/is just 4 Pinochio's !

[Big Al of Tennessee]

Pinochio, sorry dude you have met your match at telling lies. But his nose does not grow longer.

Our Debt just gets bigger.