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Old Cowboy....humor

Started by DIGGER, Mon 05, May 2014, 14:09:34

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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Moose Jaw, Wyoming for a
shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his
whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber
gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old
cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.   

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the
cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what
would  have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little
ball. The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like
everyone else does.

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