Seriously....Is this a joke?

[BF]

Maybe Serk can check this out.....

Counterterrorism Chief: Parents Should Watch For 'Sudden Personality Changes' In Children

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/04/18/counterterrorism-chief-parents-should-watch-for-sudden-personality-changes-in-children/

Homeland Security Adviser Warns Parents That Their Mouthy Kids May Grow Up To Be Terrorists.

http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20140419/17075126967/homeland-security-adviser-warns-parents-that-their-mouthy-kids-may-grow-up-to-be-terrorists.shtml

Our nation's singular focus on terrorism has led to various branches of the government and counterterrorism pundits declaring all sorts of things to be warning signs of terrorist activity. Here's a short (but by no means all-inclusive) list of activities that are supposedly indicators of terrorism-in-progress. • Staying in a hotel and doing any number of "odd" things. Like not using the hotel's wifi, making requests in person at the front desk, not bringing enough baggage, using entrances/exits other than the one in the lobby area or turning down room service.
• Complaining about the TSA.
• Complaining about the water quality.
• Complaining.
• Contributing to Wikileaks (or even frequenting the site).
• Deploying glitter during a protest.
• Being a journalist. (UK edition)
• Encrypting your data.
• Expressing dissatisfaction with government policies.
• Having "money problems."
• Operating a food truck.

Now, here's a new one to add to the list. If Lisa Monaco (White House Homeland Security and Counterterrorism Advisor) is to be believed, nearly every parent, especially those with stereotypical teens in the household, is harboring potential terrorists.

"Parents might see sudden personality changes in their children at home—becoming confrontational. Religious leaders might notice unexpected clashes over ideological differences. Teachers might hear a student expressing an interest in traveling to a conflict zone overseas. Or friends might notice a new interest in watching or sharing violent material."
That's right, parents. If your child seems moody, unreceptive to your religious leanings, enjoys watching violent "material" or wants to travel nearly anywhere in the world (not a whole lot left outside of the First World that can't be described as war-torn), he or she is your family's very own "insider threat."

Monaco understands this might be troubling for parents to hear, but it's all for the best. Remember, parents: only you can prevent terrorism.
"The government is rarely in position to observe these early signals, so we need to do more to help communities understand the warning signs, and then work together to intervene before an incident can occur."
The nation's counterterrorism forces are profoundly sympathetic for these terrorist-raisers. They truly wish they could be in the position to catch these early warning signs, but our short-sighted predecessors have prevented them from observing first-hand, thanks to obstacles like the Third and Fourth Amendments.

Not to worry. As Monaco points out, the nation has mobilized parents' neighbors against them, providing them with any number of see-something-say-something venues with which to turn in your confrontational, agnostic, R-rated movie-watching hellspawn -- just in case you don't love America enough to do it yourself.

Oh, and P.S.: the DHS reiterates its commitment to flooding small towns with military vehicles and weaponry.
Monaco said that in addition to citizen alertness, the Department of Homeland Security is increasing its partnerships across the country and making hundreds of millions of dollars in grant money available annually to local law enforcement to help improve anti-terrorism security at the municipal and county level.
A terrorist in every household and a military assault vehicle in every unincorporated township. USA! USA! USA!

[Serk]

The sad thing is, being a child of the 70's and 80's I was told how horrible the Communist Bloc countries were because they encouraged children to turn in parents and parents to turn in children and neighbors to turn in neighbors...

...how far we have fallen... 

[..]

Ze parents must report ze children

Ze children must report ze parents.

Jawohl !!!

Serk beat me to it.

[Jess from VA]

Jawohl.  All we need is a new version of the Hitler Youth to head off the baby terrorists.

Wait, we already have that..... it is called public schools cram packed with committed leftist teachers/Union.

(I know there are exceptions, just not enough exceptions)

[old2soon]

Time to learn the phrase-sieg heil.  Turn in your neighbors your friends your family and everyone you have ever known or had contact with.  And when it's mostly over they WILL eliminate you!!  OOPS. AND what some of these dumb asses do not know or don't care to hear-this has happened before in a lot of dictatorships/communist/facist regimes. I've heard this before but it bears repeating-those that don't study history are doomed to repeat it. I PRAY I'm wrong but I believe this is what deception central REALLY wants.  RIDE SAFE.

[musclehead]

ya know, Jeffery dahmers dad said he knew there was something wrong with his boy at the tender age of 6  ???

[Master Blaster]

Our version of Utopia will be achieved at any cost.  We will dictate all encompassing  rules and regulations that must be obeyed in order for the desired result.  Persons not following aforementioned will be re educated and brought into the new age of enlightenment.  It is for the greater good of mankind.  All children will be turned over to the state upon reaching their fourth year for indoctrination and education.