Women drivers

[Patrick]

Distracted Driving Incident
Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.......
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds...
To continue shaving
And when I looked back, she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt And
I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all   The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked

My Cell P hone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into my coffee which was
Between my legs,
Splashed,
And burned
Big Jim and the Twins.
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
Damn women drivers!

[Spirited-6]

FUNNY but Not Funny ! My wife thinks the 'lines , cross walks , stop walks, turn lanes are for the other DRIVERS.
I have stoped riding with her because of her bad driving habits that just developed in the last few years. Wait..... maybe I`ve gone to the 'dark side' of "OLD TIMER RIDING"  "NOT"   

[The emperor has no clothes]

FUNNY but Not Funny ! My wife thinks the 'lines , cross walks , stop walks, turn lanes are for the other DRIVERS.
I have stoped riding with her because of her bad driving habits that just developed in the last few years. Wait..... maybe I`ve gone to the 'dark side' of "OLD TIMER RIDING"  "NOT"   

Its menopause, it makes them crazy

[Jess from VA]

I think it not menopause, mine was a poor driver long before that.  

She was almost excellent after first learning in the US.  But after years of watching me smoothly run thru traffic, she decided she wanted to go faster too, but lacked the ability.  I rarely needed to be a passenger in her truck. (And a couple times wanted to move to the back seat... but there isn't one)

But adding aggression to poor driving ability is clearly a recipe for an entertaining ride in the car.    
Hon, would it be OK if we turned off the heavy metal and found a little Brahms?

[cookiedough]

If you want a good laugh,  have your wife back up a trailer with your vehicle.  I let mine attempt to do it with our fishing boat at the launch a few times.  A few was enough before she got out and said YOU do it.  Do NOT laugh just say 'yes dear'.   

Only issue I have was when I was younger working on a farm backing up a tractor with a chopper on back with a wagon behind the chopper.  The farmer got a good laugh on me on that one trying to back the wagon up into his barn.  I was pretty close, but not good enough.