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Daddy, how was I born

Started by Patrick, Wed 25, Jun 2014, 14:16:39

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Patrick

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That's not what Daddy told me!
Daddy , how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.  There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
Scroll down...You'll love this .....









































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'You got Male!





And to think, I had to learn it in the back seat of a Buick like everyone else.
 
 

John Schmidt

And to think, I had to learn it in the back seat of a Buick like everyone else.
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Nope, '48 Dodge. Plus a few years on the farm.  ;D

Big Al of Tennessee

#2
Carry a Firewall, you never know when you will need one.

Chevy Van, is my place of learning.

I don't know why parents would let their daughter go out with a guy who owns a Van.

No brainer.
GOD SAVE THE UNITED STATES from the democrats is my prayer.



Paxton

"And to think, I had to learn it in the back seat of a Buick like everyone else."
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Senator Thad Cochran from Miss said that he and his friends had lots of fun with farm animals.
It surely wasn't in a Buick. :o
J. Paxton Gomez

1966 First year Bronco... 302 CI V8
1975 First year Chrysler Cordoba... 360 CI V8
1978 Honda 750F / Cafe Racer
2000 GL1500CY Fast-Black Standard Solo Rider

So Cal... 91205

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firea100

'63 Corvair!! Sittin'up!!
Ok Detroiters... On Belle Isle!!!

Momz

Quote from: firea100 on Wed 25, Jun 2014, 20:19:11
'63 Corvair!! Sittin'up!!
Ok Detroiters... On Belle Isle!!!

Sounds like a "Dangerous Liason". I know Corvairs and Belle Isle.

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97 Valk bobber, 98 Valk Rat Rod, 2K SuperValk, plus several other classic bikes

Daniel Meyer

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer