Wow, that was stupid

[Fritz The Cat]

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[Fritz The Cat]

Here's another

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[Jess from VA]

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. 

I don't kick cars (though I've been sorely tempted), even though I think the fatgirl much less likely to fall over from the effort. 

Given the Wiley Coyote rules of life, my foot would get lodged in something and I would be drug along on my head for some miles hoping for a stoplight.

[The emperor has no clothes]

And to top it off he missed the kick

[Rams]

I have a fairly large gooseneck cargo/car hauler trailer that I pull with my Dodge Cummins truck.    Saturday I was on my way to pick up a vehicle, I was in the left lane approaching a light where I intended to turn left.    I had passed an HD going the same direction but, he was in the right hand lane.   I forgot about him.   All my lights were working and I was using them appropriately.    As I said, I'm traveling in the left lane, my trailer is as wide as is legally allowed on the road.   There is a significant curb and cable fence about a foot from where my trailer tires are rolling.    As I approached that intersection I wanted to turn left at, I slowed with my signals on.    As I slowed, I checked my mirrors again and I'll be cursed if that HD rider hadn't worked his way in between that curb and my trailer and I was just about to roll over him with the trailer tires.   I have no idea how he got there, but, he was about to need some very heavy bike maintenance and an emergency room.     I jerked the steering wheel to the right to get away from him.    As he passed by my window, I was laying on the horn and cussing a blue streak.    He flipped me off and road on.      This man/rider was very stupid.