Replacement windows

[Patrick]

OH MY!!!
     Last year, I replaced, like, all the windows in my house with those
expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.     Today, I, like, got a call
from the contractor who installed them.     He complained that the work had been
completed a year ago. and I still hadn't, like, paid for them.
OMG!     Hellloooo,............ Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I'm,
like, automatically stupid.     So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales
guy told me last year -- that these windows would, like, pay for themselves in a
year.     Helllooooo? It's been a year, so they're, like, paid for, I told
him.     There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung
up.     He never called back.     I bet he felt like an idiot.

[Valkjerk]

Heard it but it's always phunny. You misspelled stupid, it's stoopit. LOL