Maybe I should just stick to stupid jokes, like this one.

[Patrick]

Subject: Irish millionaire



IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE? 


The    Irish Millionaire

Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants  To Be a Millionaire' and toward theend of the  program had already won 500,000 pounds. "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million pounds, you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question.
Will you go for it?"   

"Sure,"  said Mick. "I'll have a  go!"
"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
a) Sparrow   

b)  Thrush,   
         
c) Magpie,   

d) Cuckoo?"


"I haven't got a clue." said Mick, ''So I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin ."   


   
Mick called up his mate Paddy, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him, Mick!" cried Paddy.
"Dat's simple - it's a cuckoo."   
"Are you sure?"
" Bloody Oath, I'm fookin' sure." 
Mick hung up the phone and told Chris,  "I'll go with cuckoo as me answer." 
"Is that your final answer?" asked  Chris.
"Dat it is."
 
There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!" 
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a  drink.
"Tell me,  Paddy?  How in Heaven'spo name did you  know it was a Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?" 
 
"Because he lives in a fookin' clock!"

[Fritz The Cat]

        

[Oss]

I will be retelling that one for fookin sure