60's hits redone

[Patrick]

1960 Hits Renamed

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

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They include:




Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
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Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
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Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help >From Depends
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The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
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Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
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Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now
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Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
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The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
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Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair
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Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
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The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
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Abba---
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Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
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Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore
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Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
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And Last, but NOT least:



Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
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Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day.

[Jess from VA]

  

Credence Clearwater

Hey, hey the bathroom's on the right.  (which I thought WAS the lyric)

Remember this?
Joe Cocker - Stoned at Woodstock, 1969 ... with SUBTITLES

[musclehead]

somebody post Tim Hawkins old rocker songs  

KC and the sunshine band "my orthopedic shoes"

Garth Brooks "all my friends have hip replacements"

Eric Clapton  "Rogaine"