HUSBAND FOR RENT - Qualifications For The Job

[Paxton]

  QUALIFICATIONS: ???

1. Always aims to loose the argument
2. Does not wear pants around the house... (keeps his junk al natural)
3. Farts for no apparent reason
4. Takes out the trash while been humiliated
5. Trusts that you are cryin' for good reason
6. Gets the kids to do their homework... if not, does the homework for them
7. Sort of behaves like Adam... when Eve is around
8. Willing to eat any fruit...
9. Not interested on sex... err... REALLY... etc...
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